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"Thanks for stopping by. Just got it this morning actually. Is that list you have up to date?"

You can always treat them the same way you treat Jehovah's Witnesses when they come knocking at your door...

Or...

You can quote them Bible passages and end that with "Baby Killers" and slam the door in their face...

I think just telling them everyone is vaxed here might be the best.

I think they are working from zip code data not specific addresses. Hit high density every house in low vaxed areas. I don’t think they have the database in order to select specific addresses.

Naw, it won't be all that logistically hard, I live down a gravel road out in the country and the Census takers had no problem finding us and knocking on our door. They'll just hire a bunch of people to drive around and push the vax, like they did the Census. Then if you refuse you will be put on a list, and expect to get a more serious visit later probably by the military. I have not and will not take the vax, but I'm sure the people who have taken it gave their name, address, and information like that when they did it. So the information of anybody who has taken the vax is recorded in the system. They know who's taken it and who hasn't. Thanks to computers it's easy to keep track.

If Hitler could organize it and do it using just punch card computers, imagine how much easier it is now with modern technocrazy.

Just hide in your bathroom and don't answer the door. They'll go away.

Make loud grunting and farting sounds too.

No law says you have to answer the door.
At least, for now.

If caught by surprise say the homeowner is gone on long trip and you are the housesitter and give a fake name…or the name of some idiot that bragged about being vaxxxed.

Do not go gently into the night.

Just put on some serious death metal full blast when they knock.

Obituary Cause of death is an album I reccommend for this.

OMG ! don't answer the dammmned door.
post a simple sign--no flyers,no salesman,no religious tracts,no nothing.

i'm glad we still know the ghetto playbook-you yell from a window-whaddya want ? no thanks.

hell no !

dueling banjos from deliverance.

I'm going to say that I've already been vaxed and I'm in the middle of something, bye

How do you think they figure out who's home to go to??

Already on a List

Middle of what?

Stroke..?

Heart attack?

Sudden irresistable urge to go on a killing rampage?

All they need to know is that I supposedly got the jab and was polite.

Start reading to them from the Bible, tell them you already vaxxed, and ask them to leave and "MAY THE LORD GOD BE WITH THEM"

If they evil a truck will run them over, sent by God.

You better get your "No Trespassing and No Solicitation" signs now before they are all sold out.

Gives you legal standing.

Why would you ever be afraid of speaking up, getting upset with genocidal monsters, and being on a list?

Its nothing to be put on the anti serial killer list. In fact it would be a badge of honor!

Never ever lie about something like this. Stick you neck out and be strong.

Giant wasp nest by the front door.



Last Edited by JustmeTX on 07/07/2021 05:37 PM

Just don’t answer the door,

Just tell them you got the shot. If they say you are not on the vaccine list- tell them their list must be wrong.

Fuck with their heads.

OP, unless I am expecting someone I don't answer the door. Why encourage them by doing so? 99% of the time someone unexpected knocks at my door it is to bother me in some way shape or form for something I don't want!

And they do know who has been vaxxed or not, because they are able to track anyone who takes the shot! Those stupid enough to do so will be hooked up to the beast for life!!!

Just tell them you refuse to take the Trump Vaccine. problem solved

Just ask them if they've accepted brief as their lord and savior.

They don’t have a list of people or addresses. That’s why they are hired contractors canvassing entire zip codes. They’ve got only vague statistics at this point.