UberEats offers to Jizz in my 1st order! Customer Satisfaction Level <9000

Lol at the SuperStraight Guy

It's uber, what did you expect?

stuff gets stranger every day..

i've been cooking all my own food for the last 18 months.

30 dollars off a single order? How much does that shit cost, and why would anyone pay that much?

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mRNA is semen, they inject it into you

you have no idea who's it is, go to your local glory hole vax site

I looked out of curiosity and it seems like they jack the price of the menu up about 13% then hit you with a delivery fee between $3-8 plus tip.

Ooohh, somebody gonna get fired for that one.

I think I need to contact Baphomet and file a complaint.

They are referring to sea monkeys of course.


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On par with their service.

You are funny af lol

Looks like a bit of male reproductive excrement sitting there on top of that soy burger... Best to cut out the food delivery middleman.

They got you profiled and pegged as a penis hungry homo somehow




No, really.
Your damned phone is listening to and watching you all day, if you even make a joke about anything deviant they will alter their adds to fit you. For instance if it hears you tell another man "blow me, asshole", it's going to think you're a f*g.

Five star thread

One of the things taken for granted when living in a Christian society:

Not having to worry about someone spiking your food with semen.

Times have changed.

$30 off and free spoof in the burger, sounds like a bargain.

Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 07/08/2021 09:39 PM

What sort of ghey name is Casey?
Semen lickin good is my guess.

It's Gaelic for Brave.
Scuse me...Gaylick for brave.

Epstein

Love the secrete sauce!