I accidentally fell in love with a lesbian...... Hurts like a motherfucker

Dont have any jokes actually but are you female as well or male?

Was it here Subaru that got you hooked?

Did she break it off?

I'm male

Do you identify as a man?

Was it the Forrester?

Just hack off your junk, take boobie hormones and change your name to Chesty Ycrotch.

Don't be a gutless wonder. Pony up and ask her about a three way. They like to be penetrated from experiences in my youth. They don't want you to be an attachment. That is how it was nicely explained to me roughly 40 years ago.

While stationed in GITMO back in the day, They would come my barracks room door and would ask if I would cook for them. Which I did. I would cook them a nice meal and they would pull me onto the floor with them afterwards.

My two years in GITMO pull the lid off this country boys head. I learned alot.

Hurts? Is she pegging you?

Just talk about...perfect sex. Lesbos don't get nutted in and can't experience real attraction and they can't have kids. E.G. They don't have real sex.

Once she gets interested in having perfect sex with you, then drop her.

Was she lesbian before or after you fell in love? I knew this dude who was doing this girl and then she turned lesbian and started doing this girl who is now a dude.

She was no sjw just a cool chick, very relatable

Maybe you can convert her.

Elaine on Seinfeld came close. Maybe you will succeed.

Lesbians always look like a horse or like a horse kicked them in the face.

Choosing to live in sin causes some side effects. Also, they almost always have hsv-2.

Lesbians are great

especially when you turn 'em back into heteros

Done that several times...heh

Stay away from them man. I have a buddy that proposed to two of them. They will drag you on and on for years.

Can some be flipped?

Good luck flip it

i did too, then i married her. been married for 20 years. be the man she needs you to be. i was.

Don’t do that

i tried that too it really pissed me off
when she took the computer off to the
other room to finish.

never happened to me. once about 25 yer ago she said she still thinks about being with girls. i said..."ok, get lost then"

she never said anything like that again.

Accidentally identify as a trans female and tell her if she doesn't date you she is transphobic.

First rule of falling in love.

Accept that the person of your sudden focused attention, has no responsibility for your affection and thus owes you nothing on that accord.


It belongs to you alone, including whatever bitterness you reap from 'falling'.

Yeah, she broke it off in my arse and now she has PD.

You are demented. You deserve that pain.

You should ask her if you can go down on her. I would. Can’t hurt. ...who knows, maybe you convert her.