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Anyone else have a yoga mat?

 
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07/20/2021 10:24 PM
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Anyone else have a yoga mat?
What kind, how thick?

I’ve ordered this one, it has moon phases on it!

[link to www.amazon.com.au (secure)]

I’m super excited for when it arrives, I’m going to stretch like crazy. I doubt I’ll do any yoga though. It’s very lame and I’ve never been a flexible kind of girl. If this was lord of the rings I wouldn’t be a willowy elfin bitch.

All this bad weather has got me sitting around too much and it’s making my body weak. When I actually do something it ends up hurting some part of me like my hips or back. This sucks I feel all old or something. So I’m gonna do a little stretching and workout in the mornings with my yoga mat. Hopefully that will help! I’m still walking a couple miles everyday but not much other exercise.

Do any of you have a morning routine you do? Do you mix in any spiritual/meditative stuff?
No_Homo_Bro

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07/20/2021 10:32 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Don’t act coy… you know my morning routine jerkit
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07/20/2021 10:35 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Don’t act coy… you know my morning routine jerkit
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Perhaps you would like to watch mine when I get my yoga mat?
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07/20/2021 10:38 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I only have half of one. The other half, I used to repair a wind turbine on the mountains in Tehachapi overlooking the Mohave Desert!! And, I ain't SHITTING You.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Don’t act coy… you know my morning routine jerkit
 Quoting: No_Homo_Bro


Perhaps you would like to watch mine when I get my yoga mat?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


Just stop dude.




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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I only have half of one. The other half, I used to repair a wind turbine on the mountains in Tehachapi overlooking the Mohave Desert!! And, I ain't SHITTING You.
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Wind Turbine Blade to be exact.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Don’t act coy… you know my morning routine jerkit
 Quoting: No_Homo_Bro


Perhaps you would like to watch mine when I get my yoga mat?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


I’ve stiffened considerably
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07/20/2021 10:48 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I like the moon phase pics. That's a great looking mat
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07/20/2021 10:49 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
No but I eat the ingredients for a yoga mat everytime I eat a burger from Wendy's
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07/23/2021 06:08 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Yeah, I have one. Couldn't tell you the specs, bought it at Target.

Been using it for 10 years, every other day just doing the Sun Salutation after my normal workout.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I only have half of one. The other half, I used to repair a wind turbine on the mountains in Tehachapi overlooking the Mohave Desert!! And, I ain't SHITTING You.
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Wind Turbine Blade to be exact.
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Held on with duct tape?
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If the number 666 is considered evil.
then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
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07/23/2021 06:10 PM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I have a mop somewhere.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I got one at subway sandwhich . very satisfied customer. will buy one again! yummy too
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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03/19/2023 04:39 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Yoga Lame?

The physical side of Yoga is stretching, conditioning, and strengthening the body while filling it with prana and reinvigorating your blood and body with life force. A regular yoga practice will slow aging, prevent injury, and realign your spine, while restructuring your posture to its most ultimate alignment.

When i first started i just stretched on that matt and got a feel for it. I got quite good without taking any lessons as it kinda of came naturally to me. But it went a whole new level when i finally took a few classes and began to understand what yoga actually was.

Been doing it almost everyday for 10 years now and fixed so many injuries!
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
But to answer your question 5-6ml is ideal. 10ml makes it harder to get a grounded foot with the spongeyness.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Yoga Lame?

The physical side of Yoga is stretching, conditioning, and strengthening the body while filling it with prana and reinvigorating your blood and body with life force. A regular yoga practice will slow aging, prevent injury, and realign your spine, while restructuring your posture to its most ultimate alignment.

When i first started i just stretched on that matt and got a feel for it. I got quite good without taking any lessons as it kinda of came naturally to me. But it went a whole new level when i finally took a few classes and began to understand what yoga actually was.

Been doing it almost everyday for 10 years now and fixed so many injuries!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85466357


yes
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03/19/2023 05:28 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
You can stretch in your bed, ffs.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
If I need a yoga mat I’ll go to Subway and get some bread.
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03/19/2023 07:05 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
You can stretch in your bed, ffs.
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Ahaha!
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Hummm grow red tree sprouts after a decade they get green ,boy we still like too ?
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
What a gargantuan moran.
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Yoga Lame?

The physical side of Yoga is stretching, conditioning, and strengthening the body while filling it with prana and reinvigorating your blood and body with life force. A regular yoga practice will slow aging, prevent injury, and realign your spine, while restructuring your posture to its most ultimate alignment.

When i first started i just stretched on that matt and got a feel for it. I got quite good without taking any lessons as it kinda of came naturally to me. But it went a whole new level when i finally took a few classes and began to understand what yoga actually was.

Been doing it almost everyday for 10 years now and fixed so many injuries!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85466357


I don’t know why I think it’s lame it just seems asian or multicultural or something

But to answer your question 5-6ml is ideal. 10ml makes it harder to get a grounded foot with the spongeyness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85466357


Good to know! Thank you!
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03/19/2023 09:11 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I doubt I’ll do any yoga though. It’s very lame and I’ve never been a flexible kind of girl.
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


stretching out is yoga

it is the lazy part of yoga that will lead to injury due to being too flexible and not strong enough

strength and flexibility need to balance each other for optimal health

so if you really want to get rid of those pains, you need to do some strength building yoga poses, and your body type matters nothing, just do what you can with each pose and continue to go deeper and harder on each pose with each passing day
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
You can stretch in your bed, ffs.
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why the fuck would you wreck your expensive mattress when you could use the proper inexpensive yoga mat? fucking idiot
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03/19/2023 09:14 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Nope
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03/19/2023 09:37 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I have a light purple one , I haven’t used it ,

I will get it now
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03/19/2023 09:43 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
There , I got it out,

it’s that color you don’t want to be caught with if you’re a straight white man

Let’s go some exercises together
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
It’s a little sticky

think it’s from a girl ?
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07/01/2023 12:17 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
I ate one at subway sandwhich once. had some turkey on it.

felt like a fair deal
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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07/01/2023 01:03 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
Its too thin, get the Gaim Solaris ones.
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07/01/2023 01:13 AM
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Re: Anyone else have a yoga mat?
What kind, how thick?

I’ve ordered this one, it has moon phases on it!

[link to www.amazon.com.au (secure)]

I’m super excited for when it arrives, I’m going to stretch like crazy. I doubt I’ll do any yoga though. It’s very lame and I’ve never been a flexible kind of girl. If this was lord of the rings I wouldn’t be a willowy elfin bitch.

All this bad weather has got me sitting around too much and it’s making my body weak. When I actually do something it ends up hurting some part of me like my hips or back. This sucks I feel all old or something. So I’m gonna do a little stretching and workout in the mornings with my yoga mat. Hopefully that will help! I’m still walking a couple miles everyday but not much other exercise.

Do any of you have a morning routine you do? Do you mix in any spiritual/meditative stuff?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


Amazon Basics 1/2-Inch Extra Thick Exercise Yoga Mat
..got the purple one..

morning routine usually starts with espresso and some cackra cleansing, 30min sunbathing, then maybe if not i am not feeling sluggish, the normal push-ups, situps, deadlifts, etc just to keep the blood flowing~

cheers





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