Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80502855 Canada 07/21/2021 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Quoting: Error 502 Thank you. Her plastic surgeon is worth every penny! Yes, just what every man wants! A plastic, fake, attention whore! It's on every man's wish list for Christmas! Women that act and think like this wonder why some men look at them as a pump-and-dump. Gee, I wonder why? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. She's gross. The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over. She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. She's gross. The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over. She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad. They should have called her "boob Parton." 98% of her whole makeup consists of fat boob cells. Her nipple could squeak and men would say she was so talented. Dolly is a short walking set of boobies. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 940892 United States 07/21/2021 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. Hell, her husband has a completely different woman now, literally. She got so much plastic in her, she looks like a melted wax figure of Dolly Parton! Gross, man. In 1978 though, she was HOT. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. She's gross. The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over. She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad. They should have called her "boob Parton." 98% of her whole makeup consists of fat boob cells. Her nipple could squeak and men would say she was so talented. Dolly is a short walking set of boobies. I bet that when she's not wearing a bra, she uses her boobies as legs. They are certainly bigger, and longer than her legs. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 940892 United States 07/21/2021 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. She's gross. The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over. She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad. She's still a great songwriter, and singer, with a literal shit ton of records sold to prove it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. She's gross. The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over. She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad. They should have called her "boob Parton." 98% of her whole makeup consists of fat boob cells. Her nipple could squeak and men would say she was so talented. Dolly is a short walking set of boobies. I bet that when she's not wearing a bra, she uses her boobies as legs. They are certainly bigger, and longer than her legs. She could paint her boobs and wrap them around her entire body. That's where the song "coat of many colors" comes from. Her sisters are even uglier than her. They look like the were birthed by a pig from their old, hillbilly farm. I bet they were. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. She's gross. The only thing that got her famous was her gargantuan boobs that sick men swooned over. She's not cute, she's not funny, she's not talented and she's an old worn out broad. She's still a great songwriter, and singer, with a literal shit ton of records sold to prove it! She was never talented. The only talent most saw were her boobs brushing up against the microphone. She sings like a hamster who was scientifically modified to be 98% boobies and 2% hamster. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Quoting: Error 502 Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic? She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body. It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70707278 United States 07/21/2021 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Doom break! Photo/ video at link. Quoting: StellaBlue [link to www.nydailynews.com (secure)] She knows exactly how to make her hubby happy. To celebrate her husband Carl’s birthday, country music legend Dolly Parton surprised him by putting on her Playboy bunny outfit in her attempt to recreate her classic 1978 cover photo. Yeah at 75 that has to be the gold standard. Elizabeth Hurley should hope for the same, we know she aims there. She’s got time to go no doubt. Who else, Christie Brinkley? Way to go but they can get there, maybe? I can’t include Madonna because, well because. I’m missing people I’m sure. Who else is at that age looking that good? Cher? No. Raquel Welch or Margaret Avery? Maybe. Angela Bassett? I do think so. They have a ways to go still. Is there a hard wall at 80? I can’t think of an 80-plus looker. Sophia Loren maybe? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Quoting: Error 502 Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic? She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body. It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin. She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face. She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing. The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78121322 United States 07/21/2021 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Quoting: Error 502 Did she call herself a 'butterball' in her old pic? She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body. It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin. She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face. She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing. The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion. If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead. |
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User ID: 79658374 United States 07/21/2021 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Now show the video of her taking the fake jab publicly in an effort to convince the masses to do that same. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80152997 This whore will burn. Even internet trolls should abide by some Geneva Convention type standards and one is don't shit talk Dolly or Mister Rogers. 70% success rate in magick |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74750025 United States 07/21/2021 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body. It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin. She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face. She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing. The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion. If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead. You seem just a wee bit obsessed. Let D do her thing. Who gives a rats ass. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70707278 United States 07/21/2021 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322 She was born deformed. She got a butt in the upper front part of her body. It helps her vibrato. As she sings her boobs slap her chin. She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face. She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing. The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion. If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead. You seem just a wee bit obsessed. Let D do her thing. Who gives a rats ass. In all fairness, a rat’s ass would look better in the middle of her forehead than a nipple. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80640950 07/21/2021 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Quoting: Error 502 Thank you. Her plastic surgeon is worth every penny! I don't know. I didn't realize she had fake boobs and those look hard as rock. That looks soooo uncomfortable. Crikey. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80640540 United States 07/21/2021 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) In my opinion I always thought her teats were excessively large, more like utters than breasts. Not a turn on to a mentally and especially psycho-sexually normal adult male. No more than ten percent of a woman's body weight should be teats. That's just too much teat. |
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User ID: 79658374 United States 07/21/2021 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322 She's had so much plastic surgery. They had to pull some of her boobs up over her neck to give her that skeleton face. She moves funny. Seriously, go watch a video of her singing. The boob face lift is probably so tight she can't turn her head in a "no" motion. If she brushed her bangs aside, I bet she has a nipple in the middle of her forehead. You seem just a wee bit obsessed. Let D do her thing. Who gives a rats ass. In all fairness, a rat’s ass would look better in the middle of her forehead than a nipple. Dolly has given away more books to children than sperm you've wasted fappin to animal porn. 70% success rate in magick |
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User ID: 80638852 United States 07/21/2021 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dolly Parton dresses up in Playboy outfit to celebrate husband’s birthday: ‘He still thinks I’m a hot chick’ (age 75) Should cut her some slack. Porter Waggoner supposedly tried to kill her and then the mafia, she didn't want to work in sinful Vegas. "It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman) Calm seas do not a sailor make, Nor easy horses, a horseman. And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen |
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