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How much you bench bro?

 
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Nice job OP. You're not elite or advanced, but you can still can be proud because you're stronger than everyone on the left.
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07/21/2021 07:26 PM
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Someone explained something similar to me once Strate8!

Thanks for the clarity!!
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In the gym I trained at we sparred all weight classes. I sparred both amateurs and pros 3 times a week.

The guy I least liked sparring was 3 inches shorter than me and weighed 135lbs sopping wet.

His punches where brutal. Snap your head back and rattle your brain punches. I'd take a slow, heavy thud from a heavyweight any day over that.

Pushing power does matter though on the inside and in cornering someone. But half of that comes from your legs and your bodyweight.

But you don't really need more than 50lbs over your body weight. Say I'm 175 and I bench 225. I'm not going to push a 270lb guy backwards even if I could bench that. I'm going to end up just pushing myself back off him. That's ok for separation but I have no power to my punches going backwards.

Better to balance power with speed and agility so I could, instead, circle right or left quicker than he comes in straight forward on me and trail a hook on my way out.
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07/21/2021 11:15 PM
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Two 45 plates on each side is 225 with an olympic bar. That’s…not that impressive, and neither are your math skills. Go into your Mom’s room and get the 7lbs plastic covered weight she uses as a door stop, hold it over your head and drop repeatedly until you get some sense knocked into you, son. You’re embarrassing yourself.
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Hey there,
Thanks for commenting on my thread. I’m a multimillionaire and I bench 235. You don’t
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Two 45 plates on each side is 225 with an olympic bar. That’s…not that impressive, and neither are your math skills. Go into your Mom’s room and get the 7lbs plastic covered weight she uses as a door stop, hold it over your head and drop repeatedly until you get some sense knocked into you, son. You’re embarrassing yourself.
 Quoting: Possum70


Hey there,
Thanks for commenting on my thread. I’m a multimillionaire and I bench 235. You don’t
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74456995


Btw my mom lives in a retirement home I live in thoroughbred horse country
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I know a guy who told me his mom was a body builder back in the day.....

I asked what it was like having two dads....

He said, "fuck you"

I said, "ok"
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07/21/2021 11:43 PM
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I know a guy who told me his mom was a body builder back in the day.....

I asked what it was like having two dads....

He said, "fuck you"

I said, "ok"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78221128


Well I see two truths in this comment.

First is yur ghey
Second is that I can bench 235 and you can’t
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07/21/2021 11:45 PM

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Re: How much you bench bro?
Hey you can be jealous all you want but until your putting up 235 like me you just kind of a loser.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Yes, take this thread into narcissistic territory, that’s a great idea.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


No pain no gain bro. By next week I’ll probably end adding another 5 to each side for a total of 245!

What will you be doing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Running another 25 miles a week and working.

Like I said, narcissistic. Do you think you’re the only one that works out ever? Pull your head out of your ass, you ain’t special.
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Haha..come on now. Let the man feel special.
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Re: How much you bench bro?
I know a guy who told me his mom was a body builder back in the day.....

I asked what it was like having two dads....

He said, "fuck you"

I said, "ok"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78221128


Well I see two truths in this comment.

First is yur ghey
Second is that I can bench 235 and you can’t
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74242831


Lol holy shit you fuckin kill me.
I want the truth. We all deserve it.
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07/21/2021 11:53 PM
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Aha, a soyboy party. Comparing pecks, thighs, biceps.......ROFLMAO
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Re: How much you bench bro?
I can bench a Masada, dead lift a Lincoln and clean and jerk as Rolls. So there!
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07/22/2021 12:11 AM
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Aha, a soyboy party. Comparing pecks, thighs, biceps.......ROFLMAO
 Quoting: Vasile 80507408

UK guy do you even have two teeth to rub together? I’m. Benching 235! You’re not!
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Bro do you even bro ? 235 no problem
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That's nothing I can pick up and throw @8 wheelers with one hand.
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Re: How much you bench bro?
lmao I was doing that when I was 17, congrats on only benching 2 pl8s
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Me, I max out at 235. That’s right two plates on each side. Today I maxed out without a spotter too.
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You can tell how much someone can bench on here.

They all hate either Trump or Biden.

lol
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Tobin, Squee and Donkey Dong Doug are proud of you. :)


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Tobin, Squee and Donkey Dong Doug are proud of you. :)


 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


SNL is for pussy libtards who can’t bench 235 like me.

Next week I’ll be up to 245 so eat it libs.
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Yes, take this thread into narcissistic territory, that’s a great idea.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


No pain no gain bro. By next week I’ll probably end adding another 5 to each side for a total of 245!

What will you be doing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Running another 25 miles a week and working.

Like I said, narcissistic. Do you think you’re the only one that works out ever? Pull your head out of your ass, you ain’t special.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


25! Ha! I’ve run 26.2 in 3:30 you bum. When you get to 100 miles a week get back to me.

Oh and by the way I bench 235 and you dont
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Unless you post a vid of you holding "Hi GLP I'm the bench press douche" sign and proving you can bench 235 you're talking out of your ass. Anyone with fingers and a brain can type any fucking bs and say "hey look at me I'm better than all of you"

Doubt you will though, I guess we'll have to take your word for it bud
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Re: How much you bench bro?
110kg for 15 reps.
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Re: How much you bench bro?
110kg for 15 reps.
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Wtf is a kg bro? I bench 235 pounds bruh . Can you?
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No pain no gain bro. By next week I’ll probably end adding another 5 to each side for a total of 245!

What will you be doing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Running another 25 miles a week and working.

Like I said, narcissistic. Do you think you’re the only one that works out ever? Pull your head out of your ass, you ain’t special.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


25! Ha! I’ve run 26.2 in 3:30 you bum. When you get to 100 miles a week get back to me.

Oh and by the way I bench 235 and you dont
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Unless you post a vid of you holding "Hi GLP I'm the bench press douche" sign and proving you can bench 235 you're talking out of your ass. Anyone with fingers and a brain can type any fucking bs and say "hey look at me I'm better than all of you"

Doubt you will though, I guess we'll have to take your word for it bud
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79630388


Are you from Milwaukee?
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07/22/2021 09:42 AM
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Re: How much you bench bro?
LOL bench press?

How many pullups can you do?
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07/22/2021 09:49 AM
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Re: How much you bench bro?
LOL bench press?

How many pullups can you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78226645


11 wide grip. Already posted that Info get with the program Charlie Bucket.

Bench 235 then do 11 pull ups and get back tome nerd.
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Me, I max out at 235. That’s right two plates on each side. Today I maxed out without a spotter too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Uh thats 225... 45 bar 2 plates at 90 × 2 = 225
Still good...
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Me, I max out at 235. That’s right two plates on each side. Today I maxed out without a spotter too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Uh thats 225... 45 bar 2 plates at 90 × 2 = 225
Still good...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80112013


Custom 55 pound bar built for winners not 45 pound bar loser who sleep with their socks on
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Re: How much you bench bro?
No idea.

I haven't laid on a bench to do a press in over 25 years.

There's never been a situation where I've ever needed to press a truck off my chest or a steel I-beam, so the exercise is really kind of pointless.

Max bench press is a very myopic measure of the worth of a man.

*golfclap*
 Quoting: Shadowlander


So your saying you can’t bench 235 like I can? Sad bro
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No he was right by saying it's myopic.

Plus, out of 24 years of Mil service I removed eight guys that held an attitude that you sport from the interdiction detachments. Why, because they are full of themselves and not team players. Life is going to be rough for you if you don't let that go. Well, unless your a daddies boy and you can't stand on your own two feet without a hand in daddies pocket. True men will find you worthless pretty quick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78951208


Thank you sir for the Uber confusing word salad where you project your daddy issues. Please go eat my bawls now.

Thanks,
OP
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Re: How much you bench bro?
840 pounds
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07/22/2021 10:06 AM

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405- 3 reps
"Come get some"
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405- 3 reps
 Quoting: MKPitBull


Next week I’ll be benching 245 bro no spotter
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Re: How much you bench bro?
Me, I max out at 235. That’s right two plates on each side. Today I maxed out without a spotter too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74453352


Uh thats 225... 45 bar 2 plates at 90 × 2 = 225
Still good...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80112013


Custom 55 pound bar built for winners not 45 pound bar loser who sleep with their socks on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74339027


I don't mean to keep commenting but these insults are gold. I've used three of them on co-workers this morning. They're all in the bathroom crying and consoling each other.
I want the truth. We all deserve it.





GLP