Thanks, I tore off one of the petition pages and wrote something short and sweet to the effect of.

"As a white man I find this Marxist dribble unconstitutional and unconscionable.

You people need to remember your oath of office.

Then I capped it off with, "Traitors!"

All before going to the backyard and finding a gleaming, crusty on the outside soft on the inside, brown jewel squeezed forth into existence by my beautiful pitbull.(Pictured below) Picked it up in a plastic bag, squeezed it as flat as I could. Left the rollie pollies in there to mix it up as it goes, hopefully increase the stank.



Here is our gorgeous arbiter of social justice!

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I wrote (Bullshit enclosed) in small print on the back just to cover my ass legally. It's not really bull shit, but they won't DNA test it LOL!

SLICK!