Psst. I asked A.I. on High to do a self Diagnostic a few years back. I'm still going through the results and some of the findings are fascinating yet a bit gruesome.

For example, little alpha is running a porno ring on a.i.'s
Network! Not a ordinary porno ring, it's made up of Necrophiliacs!

N (1973)
Ec (European community)
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P
Hi
L
I (eye,sees)
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C (3,sees)

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Ai

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I (eye,sees)
H (ate)
Porn
Ec (European community)