No Matrix Pod? Then sign away your right to everything.

Sure, you don’t want to live out your days in a Matrix pod having your life force sucked out by electric vampires? I get it. But then you don’t get to go outside, eat, have any form interactions with other people, or any enjoyment in life. Don't come running to the Matrix to put you into the pod when you are on your death bed, starving for food and human interaction. We won't keep that pod bed open for you. Your choices are death by starvation of death by Matrix pod.

Those who don't chose to enter the pod now, can't come in later gumming up the works of the death Matrix whenever they feel like it.

We'll enjoy our coddled descent into hell, while your flesh is dying.


SEE HOW YOU SOUND, Mr. Lemon?