The “Vaccine” is the Delta Variant for Kids

My first attempt to post and I’m tired as shit, so this may all sound dumb as fuck, but I’ll take any other theories.

As a whole, the UNITED STATES should be at herd immunity and should’ve been a couple months ago. The Timeline for the original vaccine was released to the general public late February/Early March of 2021. The exact timeline is hard to find but here’s a link with a stamped date on the bottom right hand of the page. The first reported case in the US for the delta variant is in March of 2021, seemingly right after the public has access to the vaccine. I could ramble on forever about this so I’ll just post my thoughts. Btw 95% of people who died in the US from “covid” were either old or they were overweight fat fuck and were going to die that year anyways:

Deaths by age and sex:I don’t know If I pasted the link properly embedded or whatever it’s called.

[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]

Here are my theories, and feedback is appreciated.

1.) Obvious one, Covid is just the fucking flu. Covid hit, flu vanished. Gates needed an excuse to inject everyone with a shot that carries mRNA, to test its efficacy in controlling/weakening people, in association with the GR. (Above link also shows “flu deaths.” How the fuck can they even detect the variant without sending that shit to the lab and taking days to examine?

2.) Delta variant doesn’t exist and they’re making it up to fear monger us and force national shutdowns again, because clearly something MUCH bigger is going on that they don’t want us to see. IE, George Soros, Schwaub, ya know the Goverment KKK of old fucks (Illuminati). Project Mockingbird has been Reincarnated but with much larger suns of money.

3.) Delta variant exists but it was contained in the Vaccine that was released and was made to be more transmissible to children, which is why kids are apparently getting this variant but not the original Covid. The vaccine allowed the original Covid to mutate. Or one of the three vaccines causes it to mutate.

This video game they call life, it’s getting pretty lame. Whoever’s programming me needs to give me some goddamn special powers or something.