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If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?

 
LameDame
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If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Life has been a little crappy lately.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Just throw it on their grass, not the driveway
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Just don't do anything to the dog. The idiot owners should have trained him. Perhaps it would be best for all concerned to have that dog taken away from them.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Life has been a little crappy lately.
 Quoting: LameDame


No. In some countries it is considered very neighborly. Light it on fire first with some good flammable jelly.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Barbecue it , pickle and keep for rainy day
It's free gift!
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08/12/2021 06:11 PM
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I have done this to my neighbor in the past. I was tired of his dogs pooping in my yard. You do what you have to do sometimes. I don't think what I did was bad.
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comeonman<--- just call me , ill be right over to gobble up all the dog poop and lick that lawn clean...Yummy...I'm like a lawnmower for dog shit...I get on all fours and vacuum it up into my mouth like a hungry beast
Grove

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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Life has been a little crappy lately.
 Quoting: LameDame


Collect it for a few weeks and then put the pile into a box. Then wrap it as a gift, complete with a bow, and leave it on their doorstep.

Leave a card with it, that says: "Just returning the gift".

No need to sign it. They'll get the idea.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Do they even know it's happening?

Get a motion sensor sprinkler.

No harm to the dog, and problem solved.
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Barbecue it , pickle and keep for rainy day
It's free gift!
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You go first and let us know how it all went for you.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Put it in a box with a note that says, "Your dog left this at my house his last visit." and leave it on their front porch.
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08/12/2021 06:17 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Do it

They have to teach or supervise the dog
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open car window
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BAG IT UP PUT ON PORCH LIGHT ON FIRE


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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
I've done it. I've watched the dog poop in my yard while the neighbor watched. So I would always check before my kids mowed. I'd just fling it with a shovel. Sometimes it went in the driveway, sometimes the garden, sometimes the yard. Not as bad as the neighbor on the other side that got so tired of it the flung it in their pool!
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Life has been a little crappy lately.
 Quoting: LameDame


My cousins boyfriend fed all 3 of her dogs a hard boiled egg and they got the shits for 3 days.......a hard boiled egg is pretty harmless. They shit all over her house......


Just telling a story here, not suggesting you drop a hard boiled egg when you see the dog coming.
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Life has been a little crappy lately.
 Quoting: LameDame


once the dog turd was in the gas tank things changed for the better
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Collect it, put it in a paper bag, put it on their doorstep, light the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.
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Thank you for the suggestions. I was asking for a friend.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Just throw it on their grass, not the driveway
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Maybe it would be a shitty thing to do. I will keep this in mind.
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Bag it up and hang it from their door handle.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
I wouldn't do that. Not unless you are armed and ready to go out over some trivial shit.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
my now passed mother in law a lot of years agp organized a committee to cure dog poo of a certain person nearby... dog was leaving it in everyone's yards and complaints did no good..

so all these people in the neighborhood collected the poo for a couple months or so and then one night they took it and dumped it in the offenders yard and that did cure the problem.

she was famous for such solutions.. when her husband was later in a nursing home .. torn screen was letting flies in his room and nobody did jack shit about it.. so one night she went over in the middle of the night and tore out that offending screen and some others... and that solved the problem.. and she never got caught.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
You should document and bag them, present your findings to the HOA.

Last Edited by DrGu on 08/12/2021 06:54 PM
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
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Take lots of pics of dog in your yard

Collect the poo. Take pics.

Add all the time you spent collecting poop and cleaning your yard

Box it up. Drop it on neighbor door step.

Send a certified mail bill for cleaning your yard of poo

If they don’t pay take the small claims route but make sure you have evidence.

When people are hit on the pocketbook they learn much faster.

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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Throw it on their front porch right in front of the door
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Very simple solution if u do what I did. Every morning cook big pan of bacon. Pour the liquid bacon grease over the dog poop.

The dog comes to your yard and discovers tasty treats waiting for him. He eats his own poop. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Kelly
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I never forgive and I never forget

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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Very simple solution if u do what I did. Every morning cook big pan of bacon. Pour the liquid bacon grease over the dog poop.

The dog comes to your yard and discovers tasty treats waiting for him. He eats his own poop. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Kelly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80674672


It's not the dog's fault. It's the owner. A lazy owner deserves the punishment, not the dog
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
I never had dog poop problem but my next door neighbor kept dumping his ashtray on my driveway which in turn I tossed all over the front porch. After 2 times he quit doing it.
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Re: If the neighbor's dog keeps pooping in your yard, is it bad to get a shovel and throw it in their driveway?
Dig a dog sized hole and make a little tombstone with the shitter's name on it to make a point.





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