Worst Yacht Rock Music Ever Thread

There is plenty disapproval and dislike, but no hate.

There is certainly plenty of fear. Fear of weak things, as if their weakness would somehow rub off on you:



No, listening to this music will not shrink your testicles. It will not steal your mojo. It will not diminish your power. Your fear is completely irrational. And it is your fear that is fueling all that disapproval and dislike.

I'm talking to you as an equal, as an intelligent adult, and as a man. I'm noticing that you still haven't processed your childhood fear of getting "cooties" from girls, and I know you will be a stronger man once you do. So I tell you this, in an attempt to help you empower yourself.

I feel the same about this music as you, in the sense that I don't get much out of it, it's not for me. But the most empowered thing to do when you see something that isn't for you, is to walk right past it. Not to spend energy disapproving it.

Are you mature enough to hear what I'm saying?

You're not my peer and you don't even get this thread. You're my inferior.

Thank you for showing me who you are.

I misjudged your character because of your handle. You're all about the Asper, not the Dulcis, so it is kind of misleading.

I won't bother you again, thanks again for interacting in honesty.

Some of these songs are ok, but I need something to keep me awake now:

Bother me? You're entertaining!

Episode 1 of a history of yacht rock (parody):



Last Edited by ljsikes on 08/24/2021 08:46 AM

lighten up francis.

i dotn know if stevie has been mention he is the pinicale of bad yacht rock. \

Mine had two speakers.

Last Edited by JustSomeGuy_42 on 08/24/2021 11:26 AM