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| The Oracle's Cookie
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 76948143  United States08/28/2021 01:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 8-28-2021 GLP'S "MONZSTA" has offered 5 additional FREE 1-MONTH GLP MEMBERSHIP UPGRADES...THAT PUTS US AT 7 (SEVEN) AWARDS ...SO LOTS OF CHANCES TO WIN!! Oh boy! AND ELLENRIGBY WILL CHIP IN FOR ANOTHER UPGRADE! ...SO WITH MY 2 UPGRADES--WE'LL HAVE 8 UPGRADES TOTAL TO OFFER CONTESTANTS! HURRAY!  Thank you Monzsta! YOU ROCK! The Up-tick with Hurricane IDA to a Cat 4 or 5...the disaster in the Middle East...More bad news about the VIRUS ...COMMON, YOU GUYS...ENOUGH ALREADY!! I really need a doom break--so we'll do an EARLY Labor Day Contest! Help me get a smile going, please! Any GLP members who would like to chip-in for AN EXTRA UPGRADE please PM The Oracle's Cookie. We'll have a great turn out today --would like to award more than 3 upgrades today if we can swing it! Thanks ahead of time! I monitor my threads...keep captions PG-RATED END EDIT HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY COMING UP (9-06-2021) EVERYONE! WE HAVE SEVEN UPGRADE AWARDS FOR "BEST CAPTION--HAPPY OR SAD--TO GIVE AWAY TONIGHT--CONTEST IS OPEN TO 2:00 A.M. EST.  Lots going on this first 1/2 of 2021 as we go into our 2021 LABOR DAY celebrations! (Even Nature is putting on a "show" with Hurricane IDA heading in...lots on our collective plates this year...We need a "break!") SHAKE THE DOOM with family gatherings, BBQ's, celebrations, beer and hot dogs and family traditions floating around gatherings on this HOLIDAY. So, with our virtual LABOR DAY celebration online...Let's try to catch-the-humor--and have some fun today. I've selected some images (3 critter pics) to caption that I feel capture fun 4 LABOR DAY this year. Hope you enjoying thinking of creative funny captions. PICTURES TO CAPTION (one or all 3 pics.)  TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" and :BUTTERupPUG: TITLE: "BUTTERFLY TOES" and IF YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM" HERE IS A 3RD CRITTER PIC:  TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." WIN ONE OF 7 GLP FREE 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR "BEST CAPTION" for 1 of our 3 "LABOR DAY critter pics." (We may have MORE MEMBERSHIP AWARDS by the end of our contest if other sponsors come in--we'll see!) CONTEST/THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH SATURDAY 8-28-2021 MIDNIGHT MOUNTAIN TIME TONIGHT (2:00 A.M. EST)! NOTE: If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below: Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY! WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH --SO LOOK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT. Current GLP paid-members will receive green karma and "special mention" when contest winners are announced here around midnight tonight. If your account is close to being expired I can hold your 1-month free upgrade if you let me know the date. Beside captions you may ALSO enter A VIDEO CLIP with the same theme as the 3 critter pics. (keep it clean!) VIDEO ENTRY Example from last year's winner below. [link to youtu.be (secure)]  CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Enter one CAPTION or more than ONE--just have some fun with it! HAVE A WONDERFUL LABOR DAY...Don't worry...be happy!   The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/29/2021 05:16 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CURRENT GLP MEMBERS GREEN KARMA FOR CAPTIONS: Trained Noticer Deplorable Zenobia monzsta Perma-Banned LongRun Savcash 1r0n4n9el GREENIES SHOULD SHOW UP THIS EVENING!! HERE ARE OUR 8 CONTEST 1-MONTH UPGRADE WINNERS: WINNERS: NUMBER 1: Just me C'est Moi (pg 2) TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" "DOES THIS MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?° ----------------------------------------- WINNER #2: LittleRed (pg.2) TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" Damn my Hillary Clinton sized hips! ============================================== WINNER #3: 11:11 (pg. 2) The cat made this look so easy! When a Kung Fu black belt butterfly grabs my leg. I give up! uncle, uncle! ! :BUTTERupPUG: Trying out for gymnastics, hold, hold.... ----------------------------------------------- WINNER #4: DOG POOP (pg. 2) https://imgur.com/x0IvgMPhttps://imgur.com/1vGa6mK==================================================== WINNER #5: HOT DOG HARRY (pg. 2) (supplies his/her own pics!!) https://imgur.com/8Nr8CuX"No I have NOT seen your pizza. How dare you suggest such a thing." https://imgur.com/m4uwhUWSecurity Cam 4: https://imgur.com/1c8aepk------------------------------------------------------------ WINNER #6: COMOB (pg.1) OK guys, wait for it, I call this next one... hunting trophy! Tah-Dah!! Get it? Get it? PG. 4 "COMOB" ---------------------------------------------------------- WINNER #7: BUZZCHEESE (pg 4) If Joe Biden REALLY had a DOG https://imgur.com/a/9Hv1uGy------------------------------------------------------------ WINNER #8 OZARKFREEDOM 1st pic: And you call yourself a carpenter? Measure TWICE, not once... The neighbor's cat could build a better doggie door! Oops, wrong house... But your dog invited me over? :BUTTERupPUG: 2nd pic: So, what are you really looking for in a relationship? Wow! Just last fall you were just a caterpillar? Do I look like a flower? Hey, do I sit on you? 3rd pic: Why did she kiss the frog and not me? Dog gone, owner is out of doggie biscuits again... No. I DO NOT eat cat food... Why can't I sleep in your bed? My girl just left me for a younger dog... Why won't you let me sit at the table? No, we do not need another dog! The Oracle's Cookie will update WINNER #7 AND #8 Thursday Sept. 2nd (my payday!) Thanks for waiting! GREEN KARMA PRIZES FOR OUR GLP CURRENT MEMBERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY! GREAT JOB EVERYONE!!! The Oracle's Cookie The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/29/2021 06:13 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll start us out! "Between a Rock and a Hard Place" "...I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Last bag of CHEETOS!"  "I WARNED Buster this would happen...I NEVER clean my plate." The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/29/2021 06:14 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 80558422 United States08/28/2021 01:22 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun... Damn that last Twinkie ! Quit lookin' at my balls ! :BUTTERupPUG: ...And that's when he neutered me. For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun... Quoting: Trained Noticer Damn that last Twinkie ! Quit lookin' at my balls ! :BUTTERupPUG: ...And that's when he neutered me. HURRAY! I JUST SMILED! Good ones, Thanks Trained Noticer! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 01:27 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :BUTTERupPUG: Buster sat there...enjoying the butterfly... But...Buster's big brother Farfull had NONE... "So...Where's my F'ing butterfly?" The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 02:20 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 80748370 United States08/28/2021 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bless you, O's Cookie for this. We ALL need to LOL once in a while otherwise we'd be cryin' in our cups all the time. Just for fun..... The first one w/ pug stuck in doggie door. "Damn it!!! Someone bring me a jar of vasoline, please. No, no...not the Crisco since I have nightmares from being dipped-n-fried." And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bless you, O's Cookie for this. We ALL need to LOL once in a while otherwise we'd be cryin' in our cups all the time. Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Just for fun..... The first one w/ pug stuck in doggie door. "Damn it!!! Someone bring me a jar of vasoline, please. No, no...not the Crisco since I have nightmares from being dipped-n-fried." This one... "Damn it!!! Someone bring me a jar of vasoline, please. No, no...not the Crisco since I have nightmares from being dipped-n-fried." OOOHHHH NOOOSE!!...NOT "DIPPED-N-FRIED!!"  There! A smile came over me. Just what I hoped for! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 02:21 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun... Quoting: Trained Noticer Damn that last Twinkie ! Quit lookin' at my balls ! :BUTTERupPUG: ...And that's when he neutered me. HURRAY! I JUST SMILED! Good ones, Thanks Trained Noticer! The Oracle's Cookie Puggums (Pic #1 Between a ROCK and HARD PLACE) ate THIS TWINKIE!!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80469621 United States08/28/2021 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun.. 1. "Helluva night... If I can just slip in without anyone noticing..... .... shit." 2. "My foot grew a flower." 3. "So, your mom's on her way over, huh?" And, just for the helluvit, I'd like to sponsor some upgrades! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun.. Quoting: Monzsta 1. "Helluva night... If I can just slip in without anyone noticing..... .... shit." 2. :BUTTERupPUG: "My foot grew a flower." 3. "So, your mom's on her way over, huh?" And, just for the helluvit, I'd like to sponsor some upgrades! Here ya go--pics with your captions. Great I WELCOME ANYONE WISHING TO SPONSOR AN UPGRADE. When I announce the winners I will shoot you a name to upgrade--you can do it tomorrow if you are not up at 2:00 A.M. in the morning tonight! lol! Thanks! EDITED: MONZSTA HAS OFFERED 5 ADDITIONAL UPGRADES...WE NOW HAVE SEVEN TO GIVE OUT! HOLY COW!! THANKS MONZSTA!! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 02:40 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79386700 United States08/28/2021 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having these decals made for my truck...does this count as a caption??? 5 minutes in Photoshop.... [imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)] |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having these decals made for my truck...does this count as a caption??? Quoting: Perma-Banned 5 minutes in Photoshop.... https://imgur.com/a/w4luW2ZSure...We'll allow it! lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 80748370 United States08/28/2021 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having these decals made for my truck...does this count as a caption??? Quoting: Perma-Banned 5 minutes in Photoshop.... https://imgur.com/a/w4luW2ZLOVE this!!! A few Mon-n-Pop businesses in my area are starting to put this kind of thing on their windows and doors. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 80558422 United States08/28/2021 03:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HELP ! They're gonna Vax me!....................Oh Shit. Now Butterfly, you need to get the vaccine so I'll be protected. :BUTTERupPUG: ...And just like that, they jabbed me with the Vax. For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HELP ! They're gonna Vax me!....................Oh Shit. Quoting: Trained Noticer Now Butterfly, you need to get the vaccine so I'll be protected. :BUTTERupPUG: ...And just like that, they jabbed me with the Vax. I wondered how long it would take for the VAX to come up! lol! Fun ones, Noticer! Thanks! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| SoiledBottom
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have to say it was selfish this time... I REALLY NEEDED A SMILE!!! (It's working, by the way!) Thanks...Glad to help, too! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Prudent Nomad
User ID: 80578960 United States08/28/2021 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Bro, she left me man. No note, no goodbye or anything. She even took my favorite bone." Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie Adorable. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| LittleRed
User ID: 79121563 United States08/28/2021 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| A Jackson
User ID: 79252231 United States08/28/2021 03:36 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Fucking ‘cat door’! and :BUTTERupPUG: Hey K! I found a bug! and They told me when I grow up I’d be a doberman. . Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
| 1LittlemanRp
User ID: 54089342 United States08/28/2021 03:48 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" I knew that little blue pill was a bad idea! TITLE: "BUTTERFLY TOES" I knew my worms would be back! TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." Can't believe she put my name on the Biden ballot! I would rather live as if God exist and find out He doesn't than to live as if He doesn't and find out He does. |
| Dog Poop
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/28/2021 04:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HOW original! Hey Dog Poop...How did you make those caption pictures? Is that a paint program? boy, I'd like to make some like THAT! Thanks! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| EBE2021
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2675047 United States08/28/2021 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 8-28-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie GLP'S "MONZSTA" has offered 5 additional FREE 1-MONTH GLP MEMBERSHIP UPGRADES...THAT PUTS US AT 7 (SEVEN) AWARDS ...SO LOTS OF CHANCES TO WIN!! Oh boy! Thank you Monzsta! YOU ROCK! The Up-tick with Hurricane IDA to a Cat 4 or 5...the disaster in the Middle East...More bad news about the VIRUS ...COMMON, YOU GUYS...ENOUGH ALREADY!! I really need a doom break--so we'll do an EARLY Labor Day Contest! Help me get a smile going, please! Any GLP members who would like to chip-in for AN EXTRA UPGRADE please PM The Oracle's Cookie. We'll have a great turn out today --would like to award more than 3 upgrades today if we can swing it! Thanks ahead of time! I monitor my threads...keep captions PG-RATED NOTE: Membership winners will receive their upgrades from O's Cookie September 2, 2021 (next Thursday)--my payday! Other sponsors may upgrade sooner. Thanks for your patience. END EDIT HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY COMING UP (9-06-2021) EVERYONE! WE HAVE SEVEN UPGRADE AWARDS FOR "BEST CAPTION--HAPPY OR SAD--TO GIVE AWAY TONIGHT--CONTEST IS OPEN TO 2:00 A.M. EST. :usaflag: Lots going on this first 1/2 of 2021 as we go into our 2021 LABOR DAY celebrations! (Even Nature is putting on a "show" with Hurricane IDA heading in...lots on our collective plates this year...We need a "break!") SHAKE THE DOOM with family gatherings, BBQ's, celebrations, beer and hot dogs and family traditions floating around gatherings on this HOLIDAY. So, with our virtual LABOR DAY celebration online...Let's try to catch-the-humor--and have some fun today. I've selected some images (3 critter pics) to caption that I feel capture fun 4 LABOR DAY this year. Hope you enjoying thinking of creative funny captions. PICTURES TO CAPTION (one or all 3 pics.) :Rock&HardPl: TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" and :BUTTERupPUG: TITLE: "BUTTERFLY TOES" and IF YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM" HERE IS A 3RD CRITTER PIC: :SadDOG: TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." WIN ONE OF 7 GLP FREE 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR "BEST CAPTION" for 1 of our 3 "LABOR DAY critter pics." (We may have MORE MEMBERSHIP AWARDS by the end of our contest if other sponsors come in--we'll see!) CONTEST/THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH SATURDAY 8-28-2021 MIDNIGHT MOUNTAIN TIME TONIGHT (2:00 A.M. EST)! NOTE: If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below: Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY! WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH --SO LOOK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT. Current GLP paid-members will receive green karma and "special mention" when contest winners are announced here around midnight tonight. If your account is close to being expired I can hold your 1-month free upgrade if you let me know the date. Beside captions you may ALSO enter A VIDEO CLIP with the same theme as the 3 critter pics. (keep it clean!) VIDEO ENTRY Example from last year's winner below. [link to youtu.be (secure)] :FairUSE: CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Enter one CAPTION or more than ONE--just have some fun with it! HAVE A WONDERFUL LABOR DAY...Don't worry...be happy! :happynewyear: The Oracle's Cookie For the last Photo “Can’t shake the Doom” “Why did I let her take me Doggie Yoga class? Now I can’t move. And I just peed on the seat. Oh boy, I’m in big trouble” |
| Like You
User ID: 71700611 United States08/28/2021 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For the doggie door pic: “It all comes from not having doors big enough” Source: Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree Last Edited by Like You on 08/28/2021 04:05 PM |
| LittleRed
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