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Base12
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| 1r0n4n9el
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| 1r0n4n9el
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| 1r0n4n9el
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Adorable! Thanks 1ron4n9el!!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah… when AC’s aren’t allowed to post, I’m as sad as that poor guy. Me too! Some really creative kiddos, those A.C.'s! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HEY MONZSTA... Oh funny! I just "got" your GLP handle, Monzsta! It's "monster" spelled funny. boy...I'm really "ON IT" today, huh? love it!...This Monzsta video clip is for you from Monster movie "Young Frankenstein!" [link to youtu.be (secure)]  Clip from "Young Frankenstein" with the late Marty Feldman (big eyes guy) and one of my favorite actors, Gene Wilder. One funny show that one! Hope that rash clears up, too...ewww...fiberglass? The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HEY Base12! Great to see ya!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HEY MONZSTA... Oh funny! I just "got" your GLP handle, Monzsta! It's "monster" spelled funny. boy...I'm really "ON IT" today, huh? love it!...This Monzsta video clip is for you from Monster movie "Young Frankenstein!" [link to youtu.be (secure)] Clip from "Young Frankenstein" with the late Marty Feldman (big eyes guy) and one of my favorite actors, Gene Wilder. One funny show that one! Hope that rash clears up, too...ewww...fiberglass? The Oracle's Cookie This is one of MY OWN FAVORITES so far, too! Excellent "current events" category! lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| A Jackson
User ID: 79252231 United States08/29/2021 01:40 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since this is a doggy thread I thought I’d put this here. https://imgur.com/a/vG17hJuSmoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice--Thank you. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  THREE (3) HOURS LEFT IN OUR LABOR DAY CAPTION CONTEST --GET THOSE CAPTIONS IN TO WIN...OR JUST "FOR FUN!" 5:00 P.M. EST. APPROXIMATE TIME FOR WINNER'S CIRCLE ANNOUNCEMENT. 8 GLP 1-MONTH FREE MEMERSHIP UPGRADES TO AWARD PLUS LOTS OF "GREENAGE" FOR GLP MEMBER WINNERS.  "I just LOVE 'greenage" :MAXWELLclock: The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Saskafrass
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| Saskafrass
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80331438  United Kingdom08/29/2021 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 57854626 United States08/29/2021 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aw, Gee. I SWARE I DIDN'T KNOW HE SAID "SIT". YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT SOUNDS ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AND I DID WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID PERFECTLY! GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE AND I'LL GET IT RIGHT. NOW EVERYBODY IS MAD AT ME. |
| Swamprat
User ID: 57854626 United States08/29/2021 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Redo. Logged in.  Aw, Gee. I SWARE I DIDN'T KNOW HE SAID "SIT". YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT SOUNDS ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AND I DID WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID PERFECTLY! GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE AND I'LL GET IT RIGHT. NOW EVERYBODY IS MAD AT ME. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
| Swamprat
User ID: 57854626 United States08/29/2021 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Jenny Craig lied. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
| Saskafrass
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| Swamprat
User ID: 57854626 United States08/29/2021 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :BUTTERupPUG: "It will never work, but we will always have this moment." We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
| Saskafrass
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| Trio
User ID: 79955468 United States08/29/2021 02:38 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 8-28-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie PICTURES TO CAPTION (one or all 3 pics.) TITLE: "BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE" Should have taken the second shot in my arm and not my ass. :BUTTERupPUG: TITLE: "BUTTERFLY TOES" HEY THAT'S NOT MY NUT SACK!! TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." If they let men on the woman's gymnastics team, dogs could be next.  Your perception of me is a reflection of you. I've got a front row seat to the end of the world. my pronouns are: told/you/so |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76688443 United States08/29/2021 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 8-28-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie IF YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM" HERE IS A 3RD CRITTER PIC: :SadDOG: TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." WIN ONE OF 7 GLP FREE 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR "BEST CAPTION" for 1 of our 3 "LABOR DAY critter pics." (We may have MORE MEMBERSHIP AWARDS by the end of our contest if other sponsors come in--we'll see!) CONTEST/THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH SATURDAY 8-28-2021 MIDNIGHT MOUNTAIN TIME TONIGHT (2:00 A.M. EST)! NOTE: If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below: Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY! WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH --SO LOOK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT. Current GLP paid-members will receive green karma and "special mention" when contest winners are announced here around midnight tonight. If your account is close to being expired I can hold your 1-month free upgrade if you let me know the date. Beside captions you may ALSO enter A VIDEO CLIP with the same theme as the 3 critter pics. (keep it clean!) VIDEO ENTRY Example from last year's winner below. [link to youtu.be (secure)] :FairUSE: CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Enter one CAPTION or more than ONE--just have some fun with it! HAVE A WONDERFUL LABOR DAY...Don't worry...be happy! :happynewyear: The Oracle's Cookie #3: “And now for a moment of silence for our cat neighbor who died while coughing on a hair ball” |
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| Swamprat
User ID: 57854626 United States08/29/2021 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HAD TO LOG IN AGAIN I never understood chrysanthemums until I took acid. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79992675 Canada08/29/2021 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| TXGLP2
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| American Indian Elder
User ID: 80679716 United States08/29/2021 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for the cheering up, If I win, donate my prize to charity: No 1. " Hey, you shrunk the door again" " Hey, somebody! hand me a stick of butter" No.2 " Man, that's one hellava fungus I got." " If I let you go will you stop flying in my fac when Im asleep" '"I love you too, but mom thinks we arent compatible" No 3 "Honest officer, I was just playing with the cat' and she fainted and fell out the window'" "and then the shrink told me I wasnt their baby, ' I was a DOG!" amdg Forgiveness means giving up every hope for a better past, In exchange for a better future. P.S. Ive always had an American Flag, now all of a sudden you gave me a Canada one. ?? Please whoever did this change it back. Not that free Ojibwe/Chippewa acknowledge any imaginary boundry lines... |
| Paranoiaaaaa
Butters User ID: 80697957 United States08/29/2021 04:03 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| MONSTER
User ID: 37419639 United States08/29/2021 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Picture 1 Stupid Keto diet dont work Picture 2 I might need this for survival food later Picture 3 They forgot my potato chips damit KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN. I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT. HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP |
