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religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.

 
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religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.
I am an Ordained Minister, and i will write out a religious exemption for anyone that needs one for work.

you can email me, i will need your full name.

[email protected]
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Re: religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.
I am an Ordained Minister, and i will write out a religious exemption for anyone that needs one for work.

you can email me, i will need your full name.

[email protected]
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Not your full name, but your first and last. i have to fill that in for the exemption.
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epiclol
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What’s up with you?
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Re: religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.
I am not in this for money, i am really trying to help people not lose their jobs.

anyone can reach out to me [email protected]

i will be more than happy to answer any questions you have, or show you an example of my letter.
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tell us about your letter
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I don't need no exemption. I am a free man and will not be forced to get anything or do anything. Fuck 'em
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Re: religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.
I am an Ordained Minister, and i will write out a religious exemption for anyone that needs one for work.

you can email me, i will need your full name.

[email protected]
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What an absolute scumbag.

Rot in hell
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Re: religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.
I am an Ordained Minister, and i will write out a religious exemption for anyone that needs one for work.

you can email me, i will need your full name.

[email protected]
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you are a real pastor of truth,

the world needs more people like you!
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I am an Ordained Minister, and i will write out a religious exemption for anyone that needs one for work.

you can email me, i will need your full name.

[email protected]
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What an absolute scumbag.

Rot in hell
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if the vaccine is supposed to protect you,

then why do you need others to take it?
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tell us about your letter
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Certainly.

My letter talks about how it is against our personal beliefs to use or benefit from anything made or tested with aborted fetus stem cells.

I can send one without your name, but usually those are dismissed out of hand.

I personalize with your name, and pronouns.

as one person said they didnt need one because they are free. That is all well and good, but many people are being given the ultimatum that they either take the jab or they are fired.

Again, i do not ask for any donations, i do not in any way benefit financially from doing this.

Other than knowing that i am helping someone keep their job, keep food on their table.

if you dont want to send me an email from your personal account, go to google and make a dummy account, I dont care, i am just trying to help people.

I do not understand why someone is calling me a scumbag, but i guess thats what happens when you try to help people.
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I know people need this. I don't, but MANY do.
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Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
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I know people need this. I don't, but MANY do.
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Please share my email with any that are in need.

i will happily send them the letter.
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So, you spent 19.99 for a Universal Life Church Doctor of Divinity, eh?

Ok, 'ordained minister'.

:-)
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tell us about your letter
 Quoting: beeches


Certainly.

My letter talks about how it is against our personal beliefs to use or benefit from anything made or tested with aborted fetus stem cells.

I can send one without your name, but usually those are dismissed out of hand.

I personalize with your name, and pronouns.

as one person said they didnt need one because they are free. That is all well and good, but many people are being given the ultimatum that they either take the jab or they are fired.

Again, i do not ask for any donations, i do not in any way benefit financially from doing this.

Other than knowing that i am helping someone keep their job, keep food on their table.

if you dont want to send me an email from your personal account, go to google and make a dummy account, I dont care, i am just trying to help people.

I do not understand why someone is calling me a scumbag, but i guess thats what happens when you try to help people.
 Quoting: GenXer


tell us about your letter
 Quoting: beeches


Certainly.

My letter talks about how it is against our personal beliefs to use or benefit from anything made or tested with aborted fetus stem cells.

I can send one without your name, but usually those are dismissed out of hand.

I personalize with your name, and pronouns.

as one person said they didnt need one because they are free. That is all well and good, but many people are being given the ultimatum that they either take the jab or they are fired.

Again, i do not ask for any donations, i do not in any way benefit financially from doing this.

Other than knowing that i am helping someone keep their job, keep food on their table.

if you dont want to send me an email from your personal account, go to google and make a dummy account, I dont care, i am just trying to help people.

I do not understand why someone is calling me a scumbag, but i guess thats what happens when you try to help people.
 Quoting: GenXer


don't take it personally,

the govt. is controlled by a satanic cult,

they have sent out their agents to infiltrate social media to confuse people and make them easy targets for their satanic rituals,
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So, you spent 19.99 for a Universal Life Church Doctor of Divinity, eh?

Ok, 'ordained minister'.

:-)
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money is of no substance in the realm of the spirit
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Yeah, I'm not ending up in Uncle Toucys naked puzzle basement. Nooooo thanks. I know me some ministers.
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I don't need no exemption. I am a free man and will not be forced to get anything or do anything. Fuck 'em
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I do understand your sentiment.

Unfortunately there are people out there with families to support, and they can not choose to not have a job.
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Re: religious exemptions for anyone that needs one.
Good grief. ULC ordination has gone up to 29.99 now.

I'm gonna go ahead and order my ordination and Doctor of Divinity diploma now before prices shoot up again.

I'll be back in about half and hour.

I've been meaning to become an ordained minister, and I have a little time this afternoon as this is my day off.
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Romans 12:2
Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect.
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Good grief. ULC ordination has gone up to 29.99 now.

I'm gonna go ahead and order my ordination and Doctor of Divinity diploma now before prices shoot up again.

I'll be back in about half and hour.

I've been meaning to become an ordained minister, and I have a little time this afternoon as this is my day off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80489019


while you are at it,

try saving some lives with religious exemption letters,

but I know you won't do it,

because truth means nothing to you,

it never did and it never will,

ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
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Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride in possessions—is not from the Father but is from the world. And the world is passing away along with its desires, but whoever does the will of God abides forever.
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Good grief. ULC ordination has gone up to 29.99 now.

I'm gonna go ahead and order my ordination and Doctor of Divinity diploma now before prices shoot up again.

I'll be back in about half and hour.

I've been meaning to become an ordained minister, and I have a little time this afternoon as this is my day off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80489019


while you are at it,

try saving some lives with religious exemption letters,

but I know you won't do it,

because truth means nothing to you,

it never did and it never will,

ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
 Quoting: No holds barred


I will be happy to send exemption letters to anyone who needs them for the low price of $19.99 per letter.

You'll promptly receive your religious exemption package from my, M. Lanier, DDiv after you place your online order over email.
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Man, this is gonna look great on the wall.

I'll even get a wallet ordination card with the DDiv package so I can do hospital ministry.

This is great.

I can now legally put DDiv behind my name.

:-)

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So, you spent 19.99 for a Universal Life Church Doctor of Divinity, eh?

Ok, 'ordained minister'.

:-)
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money is of no substance in the realm of the spirit
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one of my best friends has been a minister in this church for years.

He joined in order to legally solemnize his daughter's home wedding. I have another friend in it, too.

funny how denominations differ in their approach to ordination, even among larger ones.
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Let's see, what else do I need.

Have the DDiv diploma package...

I think I'll go ahead and order the Minister's Service Manual, the Star Book for Ministers, the Porfolio, and the short sleeve and long sleeve minister's shirt.
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It's actually not a bad idea to get ordained in ULC.

It has some legal perks to it.

You can legally do weddings and funerals.

Plus, if you need hospital access, you're in and can get on the chapel registers.
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Let's see, what else do I need.

Have the DDiv diploma package...

I think I'll go ahead and order the Minister's Service Manual, the Star Book for Ministers, the Porfolio, and the short sleeve and long sleeve minister's shirt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80489019


you would have mocked our Lord.

He had no credentials

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Let's see, what else do I need.

Have the DDiv diploma package...

I think I'll go ahead and order the Minister's Service Manual, the Star Book for Ministers, the Porfolio, and the short sleeve and long sleeve minister's shirt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80489019


you would have mocked our Lord.

He had no credentials
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Nope, no mockery intended.

Blame the game, not the player.

The government made these stupid ordination laws.

I'm just working within them.

I'm going to go ahead and order the premium minister's package.

That will get me a great startup kit.

Your Premium Credential of Ministry
Your Ordination Wallet License
Guide to Divinity Booklet
Minister Pen and Pad Set
One of Each of these Certificate: House Blessing, Marriage, Baby Naming, Hand Fasting, and Baptism
Two Clergy Badges with Clips (White and Black)
Vehicle items: Parking Hanger, Parking Placard, Bumper Stickers and Window Cling
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It's actually not a bad idea to get ordained in ULC.

It has some legal perks to it.

You can legally do weddings and funerals.

Plus, if you need hospital access, you're in and can get on the chapel registers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80489019


Actually if you do research, the ULC will not stand behind its ordained ministers, as it is an all inclusive church.

They have people that are for vaccines and against, so they will not take a side.

and again, i am offering this at no charge, i am just trying to help people in need.





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