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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

 
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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.

“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
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Re: 21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm
Stealing this but...

Just to think of all the money I let slip through my hands!
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Gonna have to look into this.
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Time for a career change.bdance
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Stealing this but...

Just to think of all the money I let slip through my hands!
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I've flushed a fortune over the years. Should have saved it in the freezer.
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Sam Yankwell.
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09/06/2021 02:25 PM
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Sounds like a sticky situation.

I'm sure everyone will come around.

For now we've got our hands full.

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09/06/2021 02:40 PM
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I think they're just jerking your chain on this one guys
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smells fishy, who is attempting to get pregnant these days?
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09/06/2021 02:56 PM
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I’ll look at it as an investment and “HOLD” until the price is right. It’s gonna go to the Moooooon...

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What about unvaccinated eggs?
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no man should donate his sperm ever
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09/06/2021 03:18 PM
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No woman or sperm bank is worth my seed.
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09/06/2021 03:19 PM
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The new gold.
Im not selling mine.
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I'm like a paladium mine.
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This meme is actually half a year old at this point:

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I'm like a paladium mine.
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You and me both, brother.
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I’ll look at it as an investment and “HOLD” until the price is right. It’s gonna go to the Moooooon...

cruisewuflu
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Yeah dude, now is the time to HODL
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09/06/2021 03:24 PM
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means 99% of GLP and 90% of America can't donate sperm, because it's either too autistic, drunk, smoked or old
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means 99% of GLP and 90% of America can't donate sperm, because it's either too autistic, drunk, smoked or old
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But dat 1% tho....
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Spoof site. But funny.
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I'm a pureblood, how about you?

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I am sure this will be true for blood banks in the future.

Last Edited by samOmighty on 09/06/2021 03:37 PM
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Have you seen the price of sperm? It's time to democratise fertility treatment


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Why Is Sperm So Damn Expensive?
With women wanting the highest quality sperm possible

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Damn look at the quantity from that picture. Even a horse don't give that much in a single shot.
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Damn look at the quantity from that picture. Even a horse don't give that much in a single shot.
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Really? Sam YANKWELL? If that's his real name my mind is blown. If they are really paying $600 per load as shown in the picture, I would rub 2-3 out per week and live off that. If I did 4 a week I could probably support a nice drug habit. Time to make some phone calls lol.
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Told-ja

Thread: Soo YOU DiDn'T TAKE the VAXX ?? Your Sperm May be Worth Millions Soon!
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Wonder what the age cutoff is tho.
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