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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

 
InfiniTea

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This is another route to Hell. Don’t fall into the traps.
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$50.00? .... Fine $25.00 but that is as low as I will go, granted history begs to differ.
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I would make so much money Blonde hair blue eyes, 5'11 210 lbs of solid muscle till the covid lockdown - I kinda look like fat Endgame Thor now, but still, I am unvaxxed and no history of disease (excluding 1 or 2 STDs- not my fault bartender stripper had HPV and I figured why use a condom, can't trap me, like, when will I ever be in Somalia again?)
... You may start the bidding ladies. Do I hear $100.00.?
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GROSS!!!!!
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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.

“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
[link to sodomsun.com]
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I have almost a quart saved up. How much is it worth? In 19 and am attending Massachusetts Institute of technology and have a 170 IQ.
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Man that one old sock under my bed is worth a ton.
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09/06/2021 04:34 PM
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His name is "yank well"?

Was "Johnny Cranker" already taken?
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09/06/2021 04:35 PM

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GLP Exclusive!

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HA!
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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.

“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
[link to sodomsun.com]
 Quoting: dark_knight


it's this a fake website that jokes?
it states it on it's website.
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Whoever you can't speak against are the ones controlling the forum.
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09/06/2021 04:47 PM
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Sam Yankwell.
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Mr Butts I presume....
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I'm having cards printed. Offering free delivery.

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Whatever It Takes

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So, how do you get certified "unvaccinated" is what I want to know?

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Whatever It Takes
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Stealing this but...

Just to think of all the money I let slip through my hands!
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epiclol
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And down the drain lol. All that money I've flushed down the toilet
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SHIT, I should have never gotten fixed
“I’m the wall that progress ran into"
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[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Last Edited by south of eden on 09/06/2021 05:14 PM
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09/06/2021 05:19 PM
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Sounds like a sticky situation.

I'm sure everyone will come around.

For now we've got our hands full.

[exit]
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:pillowface:
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09/06/2021 05:23 PM

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sodomsun.com sounds like a super duper legitimate news source...
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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.

“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
[link to sodomsun.com]
 Quoting: dark_knight


Good marketing

Tell the donors, oh there has been an influx of donors since the MSM talked about it, so now it's only x2 at the moment (donor still happy to have doubled the money)
The dialogue to the buyer : now we're at x250 see on the internet the prices are going bonkers, it was x210 10 days ago

Both sides are in need and so are gullible, shitty practice, just that as those margins for the providers they don't give a fuck if they throw half of them away or any shit like that, just getting the most donors possible

Last Edited by IwasHere4theCoronaScare on 09/06/2021 05:32 PM
Not Turkish, Not muslim ...
DangerClose

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09/06/2021 05:33 PM
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Not until the Family Court System is abolished.

Women are going after the sperm banks for donor identities in order to seek child-support.

I'd rather clone myself anyways instead of cash to allow a woman to compromise my genetic material.

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09/06/2021 05:40 PM
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Age cuttoff for sperm is probably 30... So don't go counting your chickens yet.
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...or choking.
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09/06/2021 05:41 PM
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So, how do you get certified "unvaccinated" is what I want to know?

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If you can trick people into thinking it's better to be vaxed, you could give a small reward to all the vaxed people and quietly pay $$$ for sperm from (or marry, if you're a girl) the unvaxed.
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09/06/2021 05:46 PM
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spermtards ride !!!
Anonymous Coward
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09/06/2021 05:49 PM
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Blond Caucasian male unvaxed sperm here.. buyers let me know!
Agent Smith 2014

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09/06/2021 05:54 PM
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Thing is, i dont think every trait is down to genetics... I mean look at people like Steve Hawkin, not exactly amazing stud genetics was it, but look at his sky high IQ...

I think it has something to do with re-incarnation and the soul, any soul even greater souls can incarnate into a genetically compromised body...

It's upto both the individual and upto medical science to try to overcome these hurdles until we can finally start to become the best versions of life on this earth and we can become authors of our own genetic code...
Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Sounds like a sticky situation.

I'm sure everyone will come around.

For now we've got our hands full.

[exit]
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I often say that liberals, in order to achieve a political orgasm from their leftwing biases, are covering America in a thick layer of their political jizz.

Clean up in aisle 2.

Hey, Biden/Obama/Clinton people, can you please stop with all the beating off? Sheesh.
Anonymous Coward
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09/06/2021 05:55 PM
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Next it will be unvaccinated blood
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09/06/2021 05:56 PM
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Sam Yankwell.
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I hear he works for Jack Mahoff.
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09/06/2021 05:58 PM
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Stealing this but...

Just to think of all the money I let slip through my hands!
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I've flushed a fortune over the years. Should have saved it in the freezer.
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My towels from high school would be worth billions.
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Eastern European Jizz


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This is another route to Hell. Don’t fall into the traps.
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traps can't get preggo
oh hai!





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