Interesting thread Op.

I have a short story to add that some of you may find interesting.

I am a cattle rancher in Ontario, Canada.
I sometimes hire a guy with a tractor trailer to haul hay for me.
That guy also sometimes collects and hauls scrap metal that he sells to a large scrap yard. A couple of weeks ago he was loaded with some of our hay and drove into the scrap yard to pick up a check from a previous load of scrap. The people in the office at the scrap yard informed him that the load of hay had set off their radiation detector alarms that they use to screen for any radioactive scrap metal. They said if a load of scrap had done that they would have rejected the load. This happened twice, a second time was when we used their scales to weigh a load of purchased hay! That trucker said in all the years he's been hauling scrap he's never set off the radiation detector before.

Me thinks something bad is falling from the sky.