McDonalds needs people so bad it is paying $20 hr. If it gets any higher I am switching from science to the drive thru.
Quoting: Uncle Gintel Uncle Genitals in the drive thru: :horn:
Please pull up to the first window.
That will be $23.77, but if you get vaxxed right now, I can knock $5 off your order, and you can get a free Orange Hi C!
Customer- No thanks, I just want my order, don't need a vax.
Uncle Genitals- YOU need to get vaxxed. Everyone needs to get vaxxed. My vax don't work unless everybody is vaxxed!
Customer- piss off creepy old man! Keep the food. *speeds off*
Uncle Genitals- sorry boss. That's the 6th customer in the last hour that just left without paying or getting their food.
