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CIA RULES THE KINGDOM HAS THE KEYS TO MANY DOORS

 
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"You should go to a rodeo sometime." Eric lectured Sally. Sally was not programmed by the rope or hose, but she knew full well what Eric was talking about when he grabbed that hammer.

Soup coming to a boil.

The hairy beast paused to urinate in the forest, having eluded capture by the humans. With his dirt encrusted fingernails he carved out a circle on his forehead, and a small sparrow flew out flooding the beast with copious dopamine.

Give the bird a tail.

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"You've breathed your last!" cried the penis. "I'll not enter your establishment ever again." The Lonely Vagina Hotel would never see Mr. Penis enter again, except by way of a BACK DOOR.

Mystery meat.

The humming coming from the overworked pickle formed a peculiar shape as it exhaled a day's worth of soup now brought to steam.

Slime is real.
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The overworked farmer cast his rake aside and fell to his knees crying, "WHY ME? WHY MUST I TOIL THIS SOUL FOR THE REMAINDER OF MY LIFE?" Out of nowhere, he was commanded to remove his pants and underwear, so a mystical dragonfly could perch himself at the tip of his now fully erect penis.

Munchkins.
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This crap wasn't even faintly interesting the first time. jerkit yawn
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Why do they call pink slips pink slips, is it because they are pink?
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This crap wasn't even faintly interesting the first time. jerkit yawn
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I see you used jerkit did you know you just fulfilled prophecy?
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This crap wasn't even faintly interesting the first time. jerkit yawn
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I see you used jerkit did you know you just fulfilled prophecy?
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Are you saying it was prophesied that Opie is a jerkoff writer?

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