Just imagine fighting a war with China now...

US troops arrive in planes, many of which crash as the experienced pilots have quit as they were unvaccinated. Many more pilots are sick from the vax.

Many more hobble off the planes as they are required to wear high heels, because it is LGBT week.

None of the African-American troops are ordered no obey orders as none of the officers wants to risk being called "racist" for being responsible for the loss of black lives.

Upon arrival, they do not go into battle as they first have to do "diversity" training.

By now Chinese troops are swarming the capital and are everywhere.

Biden goes on TV and tells everyone, "My fellow Americans, science is on our side as well as... well, you know, the Thing. Don't worry, the idea that I am compromising the military is just conspiracy theory. Taiwan won't fall any time soon."

The following day, the US abandons their critical air base. The US troops are stranded. Airports are surrounded. The US Ambassador makes it out and 5% of US troops escape. Most of the US fleet is at the bottom of the ocean.

Rather than call it "defeat", the administration calls it a "redeployment" as the few surviving tropps make it home.

Biden agrees huge reparations to China and to abandon its allies like Japan, Australia and India. Biden says that the other allies are dominated anyway by the Viet Cong as Vietnam is on the allied side. e also agrees to give up all of USA nuclear weapons which he peddles as "nuclear disarmament" to benefit mankind.

A few more troops are extracted as Australia is overrun. Surviving Premier Danny Andrews agrees surrender terms but says being governed by China is actually better than have a British monarch on the throne. All other top officials are liquidated.

Biden blames the "unvaccinated" for the defeat.

The war is over with Chin occupying Japan, South Korea, Japan, Thailand with only Vietnam fighting on a rebel battle. Anbd India has been humbled by half a dozen nulear strikes before it agrees terms to leave the war.