All this constructive thinking must be creating an appetite.

I just got a notice, sorry for being off-topic, but today at Long John Silver's is,
Talk Like A Pirate Day.

One piece of fish or chicken if you talk like a pirate to the server, or two pieces of fish or chicken if you dress like a pirate.

Thought someone could pass along this message to the volcano, as I'm sure she may be hungry right now.

Okay, back to doom topic of volcano soon to go sky-high and make even bigger orgasmic ocean-traversing tsunami.