Had a dream that me and a friend were visiting the ex, and for some reason we were hanging out in his tattooist girlfriend's bed cracking jokes about me asking her for a heart tattoo and ending up with one that said "fucking bitch" instead.

Then the girlfriend woke up, angrily tucked me under the duvet on my side, and told me to keep the sound waves on my side of the bed.

So I had to log in to make sure that wasn't my dream brain saying "big waves."

Glad to see everyone's still alive and not under the water yet.