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Wharf Rat
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Off Grid AZ
User ID: 80770005 United States 09/19/2021 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can relate to those days! Quoting: Off Grid AZ I never lost it that much. The half vodka, half Powerade bottle always kept me in check. Businesses could save a lot of money if they would just assign somebody to wrangle the GD office technology. We had people in our office that did nothing but send cat memes and play on their phones, while some of us were under serious deadline to get important (compliance and/or money making) things done. When you go to the GD "printer ETC..." with only moments left to get something done, and it doesn't GD work, you just want to fuck it up!!! See what you made me remember. And then, LOL, and then, they want you to take the death jab in order to have that experience, LOL..... Unjabbed and Off Grid |
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Wharf Rat
(OP) User ID: 75079753 United States 09/19/2021 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can relate to those days! Quoting: Off Grid AZ I never lost it that much. The half vodka, half Powerade bottle always kept me in check. This x 1000 Especially in the food industry, people who drink and smoke (on the sly) are in a far better mood, and more easily able to handle the inevitable stressors. Excellent post, Off Grid AZ ~Wharf Rat |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79728166 United States 09/19/2021 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We had a paramedic at one service I worked for years ago who was this big karate expert. Always talking all Zen. How he was in control. He fucks up in the field, really bad. I mean, cluster fuck up. And he goes out in the ambulance bay and flips out. Starts busting stuff up. The EMS director sends one of the female EMTs to the break room to grab me. I run out and he's kicking and punching a supervisor while everyone just stands their afraid because this shit talking 'karate master'. Well, Bob's your uncle he had no answer for a double leg and a knee on his chest. Later he was telling me, "I'm glad we are friends and the sight of you helped me re-center. I wouldn't have wanted to hurt you." I'm glad he didn't hurt me either! I was terrified. :most interesting: |
Off Grid AZ
User ID: 80770005 United States 09/19/2021 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can relate to those days! Quoting: Off Grid AZ I never lost it that much. The half vodka, half Powerade bottle always kept me in check. This x 1000 Especially in the food industry, people who drink and smoke (on the sly) are in a far better mood, and more easily able to handle the inevitable stressors. Excellent post, Off Grid AZ I was in the restaurant industry for a decade - they actually encouraged us to drink (a little, not too much). I carried that over to corporate life. I was surprised AF that nobody ever said anything. Like, how can they not know? Anyway, I'm the kind of person that needs to just work for myself. But I'm laughing at these videos, I so understand the frustration.... Unjabbed and Off Grid |
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Off Grid AZ
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Arkansassy
User ID: 76716753 United States 09/19/2021 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The guy threw stuff at him three times on video. I doubt that was the first time. But my favorite part is how no one else puts down their phones or even seems to look over there. Maybe everyone hates the guy he’s wailing on. No one seems worried they’ll be next. IDGAF |
Off Grid AZ
User ID: 80770005 United States 09/19/2021 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The industrial printer/scanner machine(s) - it rules your life when you're a corporate worker bee. Owners and CEOs never seemed to understand how important these thing are, and that they work. Comms are VERY important. But, companies are dumb. We'd have a machine that fucked up constantly, and you had to call a guy to come out and it would take at least two days to get it fixed. I ended up setting up my own home office so I could conduct business, but that really wasn't my responsibility. Unjabbed and Off Grid |
Buddy Kaine
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DrGu
User ID: 79312863 Netherlands 09/19/2021 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’ve thrown a copier off a 4 story building. Quoting: Phillip J. Fry It was scrap, it went into a empty rolloff dumpster. I had a spotter, wasn’t gonna carry it down. The smash and reverberation was quite satisfying. When we opened the door and looked. It was just 1/3 shorter. Then we took turns making it rain chairs. Some days are fun with pay, most aren’t. I would have fired you. You want to have fun do it on your own time. |
Off Grid AZ
User ID: 80770005 United States 09/19/2021 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’ve thrown a copier off a 4 story building. Quoting: Phillip J. Fry It was scrap, it went into a empty rolloff dumpster. I had a spotter, wasn’t gonna carry it down. The smash and reverberation was quite satisfying. When we opened the door and looked. It was just 1/3 shorter. Then we took turns making it rain chairs. Some days are fun with pay, most aren’t. I would have fired you. You want to have fun do it on your own time. Every so often, the Environmental Manager gathers the collected, obsolete electronics and disposes of them. If you had any power over employees and they were doing this to viable equipment, then you should look at yourself. Why would they be doing that on your watch? Unjabbed and Off Grid |
Off Grid AZ
User ID: 80770005 United States 09/19/2021 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’ve thrown a copier off a 4 story building. Quoting: Phillip J. Fry It was scrap, it went into a empty rolloff dumpster. I had a spotter, wasn’t gonna carry it down. The smash and reverberation was quite satisfying. When we opened the door and looked. It was just 1/3 shorter. Then we took turns making it rain chairs. Some days are fun with pay, most aren’t. I would have fired you. You want to have fun do it on your own time. Here, let me help you. SCRAP You've never been a manager, you don't know shit about how E-Waste is handled. Nice LARP asshole. Unjabbed and Off Grid |
1guynAz
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Bodiless
Forum Administrator 09/19/2021 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol Sumbodys short got called “We have assembled the most extensive and inclusive Voter Fraud Organization in the history of America”—Joe “SippyCup” Biden Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama is The worst thing about dying is that you become a democratic voter for eternity |
d1k
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Half Past Midnight
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Half Past Midnight
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Housedad
GOD User ID: 80330863 United States 09/19/2021 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look carefully. The guy he attacked had just thrown a pencil or pen at him. There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! -Men in Black |
~Sloane~
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The Way
User ID: 79772666 United States 09/19/2021 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hehe, okay Pro-tip: Don't leave the room with the person you just fired sitting there Dude: "What the f#ck's going on?" Girl: "Computer virus?" "For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life." - John 3:16 [link to biblehub.com (secure)] |
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Grove Street (revived)
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Question EVERYTHING
Traveler In The Matrix User ID: 80886050 United States 09/20/2021 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, perhaps he shouldn't have been throwing shit at him. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. ~ Mahatma Gandhi "Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." ~ George Orwell "The exact level of tyranny that you're going to live under, is the level of tyranny you put up with." ~Thomas Jefferson "All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. ~ Thomas Jefferson |
Bad Pattern
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Bad Pattern
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A Jackson
User ID: 80113656 United States 09/20/2021 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm told frustrated novelists sometimes do this... Quoting: Wharf Rat (Not me, though. I take regular beer and smoke breaks, and anyway I don't even play golf!) The guy with the sledge hammer! Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
Pugnisher
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