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Rough day at the office...

 
Wharf Rat  (OP)

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I can relate to those days!

I never lost it that much. The half vodka, half Powerade bottle always kept me in check.

Businesses could save a lot of money if they would just assign somebody to wrangle the GD office technology.

We had people in our office that did nothing but send cat memes and play on their phones, while some of us were under serious deadline to get important (compliance and/or money making) things done.

When you go to the GD "printer ETC..." with only moments left to get something done, and it doesn't GD work, you just want to fuck it up!!!

See what you made me remember.
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And then, LOL, and then, they want you to take the death jab in order to have that experience, LOL.....
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Ah, office life......

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I can relate to those days!

I never lost it that much. The half vodka, half Powerade bottle always kept me in check.

 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


This x 1000

Especially in the food industry, people who drink and smoke (on the sly) are in a far better mood, and more easily able to handle the inevitable stressors.

Excellent post, Off Grid AZ
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We had a paramedic at one service I worked for years ago who was this big karate expert. Always talking all Zen. How he was in control.

He fucks up in the field, really bad. I mean, cluster fuck up. And he goes out in the ambulance bay and flips out. Starts busting stuff up.

The EMS director sends one of the female EMTs to the break room to grab me. I run out and he's kicking and punching a supervisor while everyone just stands their afraid because this shit talking 'karate master'.

Well, Bob's your uncle he had no answer for a double leg and a knee on his chest. Later he was telling me, "I'm glad we are friends and the sight of you helped me re-center. I wouldn't have wanted to hurt you."

I'm glad he didn't hurt me either! I was terrified.

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I can relate to those days!

I never lost it that much. The half vodka, half Powerade bottle always kept me in check.

 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


This x 1000

Especially in the food industry, people who drink and smoke (on the sly) are in a far better mood, and more easily able to handle the inevitable stressors.

Excellent post, Off Grid AZ
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I was in the restaurant industry for a decade - they actually encouraged us to drink (a little, not too much).

I carried that over to corporate life. I was surprised AF that nobody ever said anything. Like, how can they not know?

Anyway, I'm the kind of person that needs to just work for myself. But I'm laughing at these videos, I so understand the frustration....
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LOL, spot on!
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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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The guy threw stuff at him three times on video. I doubt that was the first time. But my favorite part is how no one else puts down their phones or even seems to look over there. Maybe everyone hates the guy he’s wailing on. No one seems worried they’ll be next.
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The industrial printer/scanner machine(s) - it rules your life when you're a corporate worker bee.

Owners and CEOs never seemed to understand how important these thing are, and that they work. Comms are VERY important.

But, companies are dumb. We'd have a machine that fucked up constantly, and you had to call a guy to come out and it would take at least two days to get it fixed.

I ended up setting up my own home office so I could conduct business, but that really wasn't my responsibility.
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I wouldn't want to be an HRO officer right now. lol
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I’ve thrown a copier off a 4 story building.
It was scrap, it went into a empty rolloff dumpster.
I had a spotter, wasn’t gonna carry it down.
The smash and reverberation was quite satisfying.
When we opened the door and looked. It was just 1/3 shorter.
Then we took turns making it rain chairs.
Some days are fun with pay, most aren’t.
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I would have fired you. You want to have fun do it on your own time.
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I’ve thrown a copier off a 4 story building.
It was scrap, it went into a empty rolloff dumpster.
I had a spotter, wasn’t gonna carry it down.
The smash and reverberation was quite satisfying.
When we opened the door and looked. It was just 1/3 shorter.
Then we took turns making it rain chairs.
Some days are fun with pay, most aren’t.
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I would have fired you. You want to have fun do it on your own time.
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Every so often, the Environmental Manager gathers the collected, obsolete electronics and disposes of them.

If you had any power over employees and they were doing this to viable equipment, then you should look at yourself. Why would they be doing that on your watch?
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I’ve thrown a copier off a 4 story building.
It was scrap, it went into a empty rolloff dumpster.
I had a spotter, wasn’t gonna carry it down.
The smash and reverberation was quite satisfying.
When we opened the door and looked. It was just 1/3 shorter.
Then we took turns making it rain chairs.
Some days are fun with pay, most aren’t.
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I would have fired you. You want to have fun do it on your own time.
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Here, let me help you. SCRAP

You've never been a manager, you don't know shit about how E-Waste is handled. Nice LARP asshole.
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So fired...
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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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Lol

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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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This video is about 25 years old lol.
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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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Someone should make a smiley/gif with that but put GLP on their computers.

Something like this.

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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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Look carefully. The guy he attacked had just thrown a pencil or pen at him.
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People are losing it! But hopefully that wasn't real. hf

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Please sir, can I have some more?
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Hehe, okay hf



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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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Well, perhaps he shouldn't have been throwing shit at him.
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I'm told frustrated novelists sometimes do this...



(Not me, though. I take regular beer and smoke breaks, and anyway I don't even play golf!)
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The guy with the sledge hammer!

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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...


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I like how the guy next to him didn't stop the call lol.
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