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YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 04:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I want a better one than Do I look like a guinea pig. |
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My Foolish Daydream
User ID: 73398970 United States 10/13/2021 04:43 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated Tell them you ain't even heard of covid or the covid vaccine and watch their facial expression for lols. It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath. |
pish
Turtle Hermit
User ID: 80956893 United States 10/13/2021 04:46 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I tell them what everyone should say: "Its none of your business". Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war! |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated Tell them you ain't even heard of covid or the covid vaccine and watch their facial expression for lols.
Quoting: My Foolish Daydream That's a goodie |
Rorschach Watchmen
User ID: 79318196 United States 10/13/2021 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I tell them what everyone should say:
"Its none of your business".
Quoting: pish I like to add “fucking” to my version. “When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”
-John Dunsworth |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 04:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I tell them what everyone should say:
"Its none of your business".
Quoting: pish True |
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CK Dexter Haven
User ID: 79460905 Spain 10/13/2021 04:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated My cat can eat a whole watermelon |
My Foolish Daydream
User ID: 73398970 United States 10/13/2021 04:52 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated My cat can eat a whole watermelon
Quoting: CK Dexter Haven It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath. |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I tell them what everyone should say:
"Its none of your business".
Quoting: pish I like to add “fucking” to my version. Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen Haha... Love it Fuck man, it's fucking none of your fucking business what I fucking put into my fucking body, so fuck off |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 04:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated My cat can eat a whole watermelon
Quoting: CK Dexter Haven Change the subject, love it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80997750 Germany 10/13/2021 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated ^^^^^^^^ Uuuh that one is good! "Co... WHAT????" Vaxx ... for what??? Hahaha . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75953087 United States 10/13/2021 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated No, I dont inject Aborted fetal DNA from an experimental gene therapy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80988736 Canada 10/13/2021 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I received two doses of Volkswagen Burger King. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80997750 Germany 10/13/2021 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I meant this oneTell them you ain't even heard of covid or the covid vaccine and watch their facial expression for lols.
Quoting: My Foolish Daydream ^^^^^^^^ Uuuh that one is good! "Co... WHAT????" Vaxx ... for what??? Hahaha .
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80997750 |
pish
Turtle Hermit
User ID: 80956893 United States 10/13/2021 04:57 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I tell them what everyone should say:
"Its none of your business".
Quoting: pish I like to add “fucking” to my version. Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen I'm polite. Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war! |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 04:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I received two doses of Volkswagen Burger King.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80988736 Lol |
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eatinmraw User ID: 80988775 10/13/2021 05:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I tell them what everyone should say:
"Its none of your business".
Quoting: pish I like to add “fucking” to my version. Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen Yeah me too...but they always want to dial 911 when I get down to my undies. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77472935 Netherlands 10/13/2021 05:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated Tell them yes, you got the GaLPnika vaxx. If they say they don't know it then just roll your eyes and tell them it's only available to select people. |
Serepta Ann
User ID: 80404036 United States 10/13/2021 05:47 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I've had my 2 shots...of tequila You have to train your mind to be stronger than your emotions or you will lose yourself every time |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80857399 10/13/2021 05:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated - I dont have death fetish
- Do I look like a fucking retarded?
Btw when people find out I'm not vaxxed they are really surprised.
Then I spin some quick fact that blue pill them into realizing they totally fuck it up. Very short, just to give them an omen. |
Bio-hazard
User ID: 77949874 United States 10/13/2021 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated Do you do anal? Lol, I've used it and the look I get has been priceless on some. COUNTRY FIRST
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. 5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79197812 United Kingdom 10/13/2021 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated "Are u vaxxed?"
No I'm not a conspiracy theorist |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I've had my 2 shots...of tequila
Quoting: Serepta Ann Bahaha the best |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80860120 United States 10/13/2021 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated bang bang |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 06:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated "Are u vaxxed?"
No I'm not a conspiracy theorist
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79197812 Haha or yes I waxed yesterday, but I prefer to shave |
Jake Warlock
User ID: 80848634 United States 10/13/2021 06:01 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I will say yes I am vaccinated. But not say with what.. ... with my own oral vaccine. jakey |
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YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated Do you do anal? Lol, I've used it and the look I get has been priceless on some.
Quoting: Bio-hazard Haha I couldn't get away with that in my job, but it's a great come back if you can |
aningeniousname
User ID: 78706837 10/13/2021 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated "I've had a vasectomy does that count?" |
YouAreAmazing
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User ID: 71675021 New Zealand 10/13/2021 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated "I've had a vasectomy does that count?"
Quoting: aningeniousname Lolol love it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80522597 United States 10/13/2021 06:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated Just ask back, what STDs have you had?
If they say huh? Just remind them that 'oh, so your health and medical status is private?' if they say that's not open for discussion.
If they say none to the question, hit them with another e.g. have you been treated for hemorrhoids? and so on till they get the picture... |
CROW
User ID: 44907935 Australia 10/13/2021 06:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated I say " How is your herpes going?" When they look horrified at me, I say " Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were openly discussing our medical histories" Works better in public or events. CROW Time is too long. Space is too big. |
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