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Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated

 
YouAreAmazing
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Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I want a better one than Do I look like a guinea pig.
My Foolish Daydream

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10/13/2021 04:43 AM

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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
Tell them you ain't even heard of covid or the covid vaccine and watch their facial expression for lols.
It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath.
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I tell them what everyone should say:

"Its none of your business".
Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war!
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
Tell them you ain't even heard of covid or the covid vaccine and watch their facial expression for lols.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


That's a goodie
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I tell them what everyone should say:

"Its none of your business".
 Quoting: pish


I like to add “fucking” to my version.
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I tell them what everyone should say:

"Its none of your business".
 Quoting: pish


True
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10/13/2021 04:50 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
My cat can eat a whole watermelon
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10/13/2021 04:52 AM

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My cat can eat a whole watermelon
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


lmao
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I tell them what everyone should say:

"Its none of your business".
 Quoting: pish


I like to add “fucking” to my version.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen

Haha... Love it
Fuck man, it's fucking none of your fucking business what I fucking put into my fucking body, so fuck off
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10/13/2021 04:54 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
My cat can eat a whole watermelon
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


Change the subject, love it
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10/13/2021 04:56 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
^^^^^^^^
Uuuh that one is good!
"Co... WHAT????"
Vaxx ... for what???
Hahaha
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10/13/2021 04:56 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
No, I dont inject Aborted fetal DNA from an experimental gene therapy.
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10/13/2021 04:57 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I received two doses of Volkswagen Burger King.
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I meant this one
Tell them you ain't even heard of covid or the covid vaccine and watch their facial expression for lols.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream

^^^^^^^^
Uuuh that one is good!
"Co... WHAT????"
Vaxx ... for what???
Hahaha
.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80997750
pish
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I tell them what everyone should say:

"Its none of your business".
 Quoting: pish


I like to add “fucking” to my version.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


I'm polite.
Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war!
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I received two doses of Volkswagen Burger King.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80988736


Lol
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I tell them what everyone should say:

"Its none of your business".
 Quoting: pish


I like to add “fucking” to my version.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen





Yeah me too...but they always want to dial 911 when I get down to my undies.




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10/13/2021 05:42 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
Tell them yes, you got the GaLPnika vaxx. If they say they don't know it then just roll your eyes and tell them it's only available to select people.
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10/13/2021 05:47 AM

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I've had my 2 shots...of tequila
You have to train your mind to be stronger than your emotions or you will lose yourself every time
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
- I dont have death fetish

- Do I look like a fucking retarded?

Btw when people find out I'm not vaxxed they are really surprised.

Then I spin some quick fact that blue pill them into realizing they totally fuck it up.
Very short, just to give them an omen.
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Do you do anal? Lol, I've used it and the look I get has been priceless on some.
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
"Are u vaxxed?"

No I'm not a conspiracy theorist
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I've had my 2 shots...of tequila
 Quoting: Serepta Ann


Bahaha the best
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10/13/2021 05:59 AM
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bang bang
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"Are u vaxxed?"

No I'm not a conspiracy theorist
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Haha or yes I waxed yesterday, but I prefer to shave
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10/13/2021 06:01 AM

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I will say yes I am vaccinated.
But not say with what..



... with my own oral vaccine.
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
Do you do anal? Lol, I've used it and the look I get has been priceless on some.
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Haha I couldn't get away with that in my job, but it's a great come back if you can
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"I've had a vasectomy does that count?"
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"I've had a vasectomy does that count?"
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Lolol love it
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10/13/2021 06:06 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
Just ask back, what STDs have you had?

If they say huh? Just remind them that 'oh, so your health and medical status is private?' if they say that's not open for discussion.

If they say none to the question, hit them with another e.g. have you been treated for hemorrhoids? and so on till they get the picture...
CROW

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10/13/2021 06:13 AM
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Re: Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated
I say " How is your herpes going?"
When they look horrified at me, I say
" Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were openly discussing our medical histories"
Works better in public or events.



CROW
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