Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated

“My records are up to date.”

They can imply that to mean you have all the jabs. You can imply that to mean they are up to date because you never had a jab.

stare at them for long long time..... with a look of horror...

I tell them I haven't had the flu or a flu shot in 20 years. My doc laughed at that one.

Fellow at work asked me: "Did you get the vaccine yet?"

My instant reply: "Are you circumcized?"

Right in front of the HR Office's open door. I heard more than one chuckle...

Do I look like a democrat?

Tell them you've put in for a religious exemption and then show them the O'Keefe video.

i’m a alien hybrid, i don’t need it, usually ends the conversation

HELL NO!

If you’ve ever had any vaccinations then say yes you’re vaccinated. It’s technology not a lie.

Hand them the CV-19 collectors pen:

https://imgur.com/a/luFT0DB

front and back. two lines of text in the pen.

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"Undecided. Biden thinks it's such a good idea, yet he has to mandate that people get it or they loose their jobs. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this. Can you help me?"

If you need a come back against at LIBERAL CULT MEMBER

"you want me to take the TRUMP shot?.. No."

If asked I always reply 'Yes, I am fully vaccinated'

I am not lying because I do not consider the mRNA jab a vaccine.

No, because it is not a Vaccine. If you are vaccinated against measel or polio, you can go into a field full of infected people and kiss them all and not be infected. That is by definition a Vaccine. So, no, I have not taken operation warp speed experiment.

Lol, nice one!!

Hell No! Cuz I’m not a dumbass like all those idiots getting jabbed. Do I look like a dumbass to you? Can’t explain how our country became a bunch of zombie morons!

How about you? You’re not one of those idiots too are you?

Warning: sometimes this approach doesn’t help in fostering a friendly conversation

I’ve yet to see one China man fall over dead.

But, plenty of vaxxed are.

My Mother is 94 and I am her sole caregiver. I can't die now.

Why is that then?

(Opens up the chance for a little debate if they're game, with most getting riled because they start to question themselves when giving them food for thought. I back my shit up with decent research, i like to think.

Basicly, just school them opie.

IF I have to be in closer quarters with people (which I rarely do) than 6 feet (heh) I ALWAYS ask in a cheeful kindly enthusiastic voice "so did you get the jabby?"

I've been shocked to the point of disbelief that people I never ever would have thought would answer "yes" answered yes. I'm glad I asked. I went home and decontaminated immediately and will avoid future spaces with them. Shedding is real. Why do I ask? Because I did NOT believe shedding was real and the first time I asked I was sitting right next to my computer guy when about 30 minutes in the entire left side of my head was exploding in pain and my left eye started twitching uncontrollably. So I think to myself..self? is it possible this is shedding? So I cheerfully ask, say did you get your jabby yet? AFFIRMATIVE. Gets home, decontaminates because I don't even have a headache remedy in the house that's how NOT headachy I am. Go to pick up computer...keeps a distance, polite but...yeah not having that again...decontaminate when arrive home anyway, just in case.

Rinse and repeat...one lady I would have sworn in a court of law no way would take it...I'm sitting there thinking I'm safe when the same head stuff starts..so I cheerfully ask..again...affirmative. SERIOUSLY? We were sitting outside! 3 feet I guess. Happened again when I texted a friend I might need him to help me with something later...he says OK great. I call and find him completely "gone" like could NOT connect with the conversation in any way to be helpful...so I ask...and he says yes. And I'm like WTAF why did you do that?

"I don't know"... he's NOT my friend of 20 years anymore.

Had another WTF moment with yet another "no way they'd do that so I don't need to ask" person..same as first two.

So, shedding is real and organic folks must decontaminate and avoid it as much as possible.

I hate hate asking people because I don't want to be asked. Therefore I will carry on now assuming everyone is and just keep my distance...and decontaminate after being in public.

Sadly, personality change is real too. MY friend would have called to follow up with me...this is NOT my friend anymore. And no, I did not tell him that. I love my friend and this makes me impossibly sad.

BTW the brain crushing headache and eye twitching lasted 2 days until my decontamination efforts wiped it out.

No thanks;

Like I told some lds guy the other day, I am not interested in joining your cult.

"Do you have AIDS"

Say you're allergic. After all, 70% of people are allergic to PEG. If they ask to what, say; spike proteins, bloodclots and heartattacks. They'll stfu.

then do the Jumanji

My response is, “Why?” I have a comeback for everything they throw at me.
Answer their questions with questions. It puts them on the defensive.

Blow me.

Vaccines masks covid 19 I don't know what you're talking about never heard it im from out of town.

Let me see the paperwork. The Material Safety Data sheet."We don't have that." OK, How about the Informed Consent Form? "We don't have that." GOOD BYE!