Best comeback when asked if you are vaccinated

I'm using it

I'm using this one, also.

I'm fed up with being nice. fuck em.
My answer is usually a loud "fuck no!" but I like some of these answers better.

Covid? What’s Covid?

I’m vaxxed via shedding. It’s actually better, no needles.

I took the no needle Vaxx, it’s called it’s contagious through shedding.

Tell them, "Milk and minding your own business are both good for your teeth"

An effective response is, "With a thumbs up, Im good." Your not lying and you are good.

spending the night with big mike

is less risky

than the vaxx jab

I like the insurance angle also, If it's totally harmless, what is the price of the Insurance Premium? No insurance? I don't gamble with my health.

"I choose to exercise my personal rights of privacy guaranteed by the Constitution. That information is only for my doctor and myself. It makes no difference for you if I am vaccinated or not. Still, either way, I could be a carrier. Actually, vaccinated, I could be a carrier and not know it. That would be much worse. How would you feel, all vaccinated up, and you got infected and gave it to all your vaccinated family? I'd feel terrible. Also, there are 44 million American's who have survived Covid 19. Some have gotten a vaccine and really didn't need to. The last 15 studies proved that natural immunity is stronger and lasts longer than any of these mRNA type shots they are giving. So, why do you ask? Did you already get a second shot? Will you get a third and fourth next year? They are planning on them, already. I really want to know your personal thoughts on this, rather than what you are repeating from the News on TV.

I found it very strange there aren't any commercials on the various vaccines but then again, that's probably because by law they have to list the side affects. Maybe you should do your own investigation as to why that is????