My neighbor was moving his sailboat trailer earlier tonight. So, being a good neighbor I asked if he needed help because he destroys something every time he hooks that fucking thing to his truck.

My neighbor is a sufficiently odd motherfucker but, I don't care, who isn't a little odd in some way? In the past he has told me he was a medic of some sort in the Air Force. I would NEVER take medical advice from him!

So this is the conversation....

Me: "Crazy stuff going on in the government."
Him: "Yep."

Me: "Need a hand with anything?"
Him: "Nope."

Me: "Never talk much but, I consider myself a fiscal conservative."
Him: "Me too"

Me: "I've always thought I leaned socially liberal."
Him: "Yeah, me too"

Me: "So...what do you think is in that vaccine?"
Him: HE GOES ABSOLUTELY APESHIT...."WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT YOU MORON? YOU MORONS THINK THERE IS DEAD BABIES IN THE SHOTS AND ON AND ON AND ON....!!!!"

Sad but, I still laughed later.....