Need witty replies: My kid's school asks: What suggestions do you have for school building projects that will aid in mitigating covid?

Close the schools, sell the school buses and cut our property taxes in half.

Let the students learn at their own pace with remote computer instruction.

rip up the football fields and playgrounds and plant gardens. teach them the essentials of that along with the business math and marketing to sell all produce to local communities. also pay the little brats a stipend for doing all the labor. teach them trivium and moar. that is all.

Rent the same number of Honey Buckets and iPads as students. Have each kid come to school and spend the day in their own "learning environment". No covid problem, learning still happens, and no restroom breaks needed.

Talk about efficiency!

Dig a hole .

Statue of fouchi and true science detectors at entrances to eliminate false science horse paste believers.

An alter in the center of the school to display the latest CNN Covid news.

Reflecting pool to remember all the people killed by antivaxers

One more detail make all above a safe space and rainbow colored where children are free to explore sexuality without parents or bigotry and they might do it.

Last Edited by Sardonic Dadaist on 10/15/2021 12:14 AM

Get bigger, more powerful air filtering systems that filter the air at least once every 10 minutes.

Have them make giant paper masks and put them over every door to remind kids to wear their masks. Then tell them to have the kids run through them like football players through a paper banner, screaming, “Let’s go Brandon!”

Let them take their shoes off.
Build a mud puddle sand pit.
Create shaded outside learning areas. Take the classes outside.
The first and last hour of school should be sport or creative movement.
Put a breakfast on for the kids.
Have 1 1/2 hour lecturers off the internet from higher intellects teach them a few times a week.
Animal husbandry is what they call teaching our kids, but it actually means animals....get some of that in your school.
Focus on why cleaning and recycling while being conscious of personal usage and consumption is important.
Do they even know WHERE their food comes from?
Start teaching them basic first aid and include plant medicines that grow like weeds everywhere.


There’s shit loads you could do to improve the future of your country through it’s children.

But will you.......


A teachers success is weighed against the entire volume of their classes and how those children fared and survived in life...

It’s a huge responsibility.

Politically motivated teaching methods often lead to the death of a country.

Covid isn't as active where people are eating so classes should be given in the cafeteria.
Turn the whole school into a giant restaurant and bang, just like that covid will be gone.