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We Have Room for 2000 More. Our Ship Will Land on Mt. Baldy 10-20-2021. No Luggage, Drugs, Weapons or Pets. Positive Attitude a Must.

 
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We Have Room for 2000 More. Our Ship Will Land on Mt. Baldy 10-20-2021. No Luggage, Drugs, Weapons or Pets. Positive Attitude a Must.
We Have Similar Atmospheres on Our World.

Just Show Up to the Meet and Greet for Screening.
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We Are Mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics Stored in the British Museum.

Our Planet Gets Close Enough to Do this Every 4,532 Years.

Constellation Leo.
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We Have Similar Atmospheres on Our World.

Just Show Up to the Meet and Greet for Screening.
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no pets?
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No weapons or pets ?

-Stuff your ship.
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gimps go free ?
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no former pirates right ?
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how does your ship travel? sub light speed or over?
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We Prefer RH Negative "Guests" However as Long as You Behave Civily, We Don't Mind
Off-Worlding Monkey Specimens, and Please Do Not Get Personal When Engaging Us, Yours is Not the Only Planet in Peril that We've Provided Assistance so Please Do Refrain from Your Biologically Under-Developed Need to Display Emotion.

There Will Be Plenty of Beer and Toilet Paper, Books and Pool Tables, a Harmless yet Nefarious Looking Loosh Extraction Chamber, and a Racquetball Court.
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destination ?
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Can I bring my glasses? I’m just wondering because I’d like to be able to see while experiencing this whole ordeal. Also can I bring some medication? Do you see I have asthma and I’m going to need my inhaler… What about when I run out? Are you going to be able to provide what type of inhaler that I need? What do you mean by no luggage? Is there anything extra that we can bring? How about my false teeth? Am I allowed to wear a belt, or pants for that matter? Do you really expect me to go with just the underwear that I’m wearing? Will you wash clothes for us?

Can you elaborate just a little more about the do’s and don’ts of this trip?
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asthma is from lack of exertion since birth
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no former pirates right ?
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Are You Asking Us if We are Looking for Space Buccaneers that can Lift 40 Pounds, Stand for Eight Hours, Have Former Military Training, Do Not Hold Allegience to Any Principle Higher than Wanton Lust for Treasure even willing to use surreptitious cut throat dog eat dog tactics to acquire said stolen loot?

How Dare You Insinuate We Stoop to Such Hiring Tactics.

I didn't say yes or no.
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Cocktails and light refreshments — nice! But any kind of screening that involves probing and it’s a hard pass for me.


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No pets? Fuck that.
Chill out, its just a Lancashire Rose
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any ships for southern britain ?
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Cool story bro , can you come pick me ?
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How to serve mankind..

It’s a cookbook, right?
………… For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.…..
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No pets? If I can't bring my human with me then forget it.

Last Edited by Coming Soon on 10/15/2021 11:09 PM
Covid Jab Experiment - I'm in the control group.

The reason the left wants you disarmed is because they plan to do things to you that you would shoot them for.

To a cat, "No" just means to try again later.

Silver kills disease organisms and also cures banksteritis.
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I'll stay here with my dog.


That's a big no thanks.
AKA Tiger Blood
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knowing
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So drugs will be provided once aboard the ship? What kind of drugs do you guys have? Please confirm.
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does your world have lakes of dr pepper ?
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Can I bring my glasses? I’m just wondering because I’d like to be able to see while experiencing this whole ordeal. Also can I bring some medication? Do you see I have asthma and I’m going to need my inhaler… What about when I run out? Are you going to be able to provide what type of inhaler that I need? What do you mean by no luggage? Is there anything extra that we can bring? How about my false teeth? Am I allowed to wear a belt, or pants for that matter? Do you really expect me to go with just the underwear that I’m wearing? Will you wash clothes for us?

Can you elaborate just a little more about the do’s and don’ts of this trip?
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You Will be given standard uniform utility kilts, your teeth, eyes, asthma and all other health issues will be healed by our intense Andromeda rub a dub dub enema regiment, laundry days are Thursdays and Mondays, we would like you to wear longstalkings and know at least a few racy dance moves for the talent show.

Do come as you are, we can fix all your funky genetics.

Don't rely too heavily on our overt idealistism to fix you, you have to work on yourself.
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So drugs will be provided once aboard the ship? What kind of drugs do you guys have? Please confirm.
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Oh, and should I bring my wife? Or will she not be needed?
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knowing
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Meh, more like not knowing
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Do NOT get on the ships, they are the ships.
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get assange out
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We Have Similar Atmospheres on Our World.

Just Show Up to the Meet and Greet for Screening.
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hesright
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Any Ships Landing in Arkansas?
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