The female masturbation conspiracy

maybe the reason why women masturbate is because their vibrator works better than most men

I've met ONE woman in my entire life that admitted to it. Only one.

I guess the women you've interrogated didn't feel comfortable about answering your questions.

Sales of dildo's and what they are used for, are no great secret, so why does anyone think that women do not rub one out. I would guess that like young men, 3 times a week is not unusual.

Most women who ride horses enjoy it for the rhythm through the groin.

You're living in lala land. She does. Her reaction to sex on TV is a dead giveaway.

3 times a week? Lol. how about 3 times as a warm up in the morning? Until you've talked with a completely open and honest chick (rare), you fucks have no clue.

Something peaked your interest eh? :)

You know when the vibrator fad has gotten out of hand when you need a guy from Guatemala to operate the thing. :)

They deny way more today than say, 20 years ago. Strangely enough, females talking about and admitting their masturbation play was less taboo in the 90s. Why?

I’ll tell you...

Well, there actually may be some truth to their denial of masturbation and orgasms in this day in age... a lot of it has to do with social media, loads of underserved attention that even the fugliest, fat chick is capable of getting, and most importantly, the astonishing availability of hooking up with mega Chads. Even basic bitch, plain Jane can lend a tryst, Hell even a relationship with a well-endowed, good looking Chad who can make her toes curl in seemingly impossibly directions and have her hypnotized with orgasm overload, so there really is no reason to masterbate these days. Chad is basically their walking dildo, their instant multi-orgasm machine, and he’s so easy for these women to get these days.

If not that, blame social media. Social media and the attention it provides is the new sex for women. Twitter and FB are the new maturation devices, the new orgasm delivery apps.

Religion has managed to enslave minds to an unbelievable level. Your body is there to be experienced, stop being idiots, live your lives without giving satisfaction to these wicked priests.

Be free. There are no gods or sin, just us and the consequences of our actions. And we're just passing dust, we won't even be remembered.

Your body offers you pleasure and suffering, and your mind is driven by two basic mechanisms: escape from suffering and seeking pleasure. We are a very simple machine.

Their gods are just characters created by vendors to entertain audiences, just like our TV's programming, interesting stories with commercial breaks to sell everyday amenities.

You wasting your lives.

Especially the bold part.

That explains why I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years now, and the last time was with an escort, a freakin paid hooker! My last actual relationship was about a decade ago, perhaps a bit longer. Ugh!

It’s ok though, doesn’t matter now.

GLP is my new girlfriend! She’s always there for me. Always loyal, always delivers the goods.

Religion has managed to enslave minds to an unbelievable level. Your body is there to be experienced, stop being idiots, live your lives without giving satisfaction to these wicked priests.

Be free. There are no gods or sin, just us and the consequences of our actions. And we're just passing dust, we won't even be remembered.

Your body offers you pleasure and suffering, and your mind is driven by two basic mechanisms: escape from suffering and seeking pleasure. We are a very simple machine.

Their gods are just characters created by vendors to entertain audiences, just like our TV's programming, interesting stories with commercial breaks to sell everyday amenities.

You wasting your lives.

:welcometoglp:

Religion has managed to enslave minds to an unbelievable level. Your body is there to be experienced, stop being idiots, live your lives without giving satisfaction to these wicked priests.

Be free. There are no gods or sin, just us and the consequences of our actions. And we're just passing dust, we won't even be remembered.

Your body offers you pleasure and suffering, and your mind is driven by two basic mechanisms: escape from suffering and seeking pleasure. We are a very simple machine.

Their gods are just characters created by vendors to entertain audiences, just like our TV's programming, interesting stories with commercial breaks to sell everyday amenities.

You wasting your lives.

You'll do well in the coming internet of "things".

You'll do well in the coming internet of "things".

You'll do well in the coming internet of "things".

Religion has managed to enslave minds to an unbelievable level. Your body is there to be experienced, stop being idiots, live your lives without giving satisfaction to these wicked priests.

Be free. There are no gods or sin, just us and the consequences of our actions. And we're just passing dust, we won't even be remembered.

Your body offers you pleasure and suffering, and your mind is driven by two basic mechanisms: escape from suffering and seeking pleasure. We are a very simple machine.

Their gods are just characters created by vendors to entertain audiences, just like our TV's programming, interesting stories with commercial breaks to sell everyday amenities.

You wasting your lives.

I've had to use those things plenty of times pouring light pole bases, keeps the concrete from having a "honeycomb" look when you peal the cardboard tube.

When you have it on high speed and lay it on the ground it will buck like a mule, enough to rip any human orifice apart I would reckon.

Sorry, but I don’t get it…


It has to be from Guatemala?

Hey Reyna

Yes, I was just making a joke. Please, don't anyone try this at home!

Most of the illegal workers in Texas in the last 5 years or so seem to come from Guatemala. Only reason I picked them.

Slowly backing away from joke.