Who cares if Captain Kirk killed his wife - he's Captain Kirk and she probably deserved it

He had to ask her twice to make him a sandwich

He's an intergalactic hero!! All hail Kirk!! Beam me the fuck up!! I wonder if he will let me kiss his feet?

He definitely had his reasons.

The "Robert Blake" effect.

picnic time?

Face down on the bottom of the pool, no witneses, face and neck trauma, but not on her hands, its not like a woman in her third or forth decade can stand up in a pool even with the "Irish disease" problem.

Naturally he tired of some disposable Irish Southy bimbo who could stomach the idea of sex with a shorter fat famous guy as as old as her old dad.

Nobody would question it.

Its not like another short old has-been like Robert Blake.