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NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!!!How to have sex and stay a virgin! Ex-Mormon reveals how unmarried couples practice 'soaking' to be intimate without s

 
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Once it's in -- that's sin.


Everything else is stupid.
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This is what happens when you have moron angels named Moroni giving you advise.

You go all dead fish while Moroni laughs at you.



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If you move one centimeter, I'm going to inform the Elohim Council of Kolab and have them send another horde of Lamenites upon you.



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Probably to the Mormons it's not rape of pedophilia if you stick it in and have someone else jiggle the bed.
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Probably to the Mormons it's not rape of pedophilia if you stick it in and have someone else jiggle the bed.
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Could do the same as the Catholics and use the exit hole instead. They all seem to have a work around for their rules.
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I've met Mormon girls that were into butt sex and bragged about still being virgins...
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That game is the modern version of "Just The Tip!"

...we all know how THAT game ends.
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hahahaha... that's not my belly button

That's not my finger.... wink wink
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first joke I ever heard!


this reminds me of the Colonial practice of "bundling".
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Amish folks still do bundling.

Pretty sure there's no penetration in bundling, though. It's basically just long snuggle sessions.
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That game is the modern version of "Just The Tip!"

...we all know how THAT game ends.
 Quoting: AxX


hahahaha... that's not my belly button

That's not my finger.... wink wink
 Quoting: deplorable scottfree


first joke I ever heard!


this reminds me of the Colonial practice of "bundling".
 Quoting: beeches


Amish folks still do bundling.

Pretty sure there's no penetration in bundling, though. It's basically just long snuggle sessions.
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hahahaha... that's not my belly button

That's not my finger.... wink wink
 Quoting: deplorable scottfree


first joke I ever heard!


this reminds me of the Colonial practice of "bundling".
 Quoting: beeches


Amish folks still do bundling.

Pretty sure there's no penetration in bundling, though. It's basically just long snuggle sessions.
 Quoting: Farlander


osunds heavenly to me, better than an open courting buggy
 Quoting: beeches


Lol yeah. More privacy.
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Could do the same as the Catholics and use the exit hole instead. They all seem to have a work around for their rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68998005


I've met Mormon girls that were into butt sex and bragged about still being virgins...
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Absolutely... It's called "God's Loophole" and I think it might be a better alternative to "soaking".

Here's "God's Loophole" in song format...
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I wonder if there's some kind of pre-approved position they have to be in.

Just out of morbid curiosity, I wonder if it's missionary.



Last Edited by 923 on 10/21/2021 03:59 PM
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I wonder if there's some kind of pre-approved position they have to be in.

Just out of morbid curiosity, I wonder if it's missionary.


 Quoting: 923



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Could do the same as the Catholics and use the exit hole instead. They all seem to have a work around for their rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68998005


I've met Mormon girls that were into butt sex and bragged about still being virgins...
 Quoting: Farlander


Absolutely... It's called "God's Loophole" and I think it might be a better alternative to "soaking".

Here's "God's Loophole" in song format...
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It's too bad they're trapped in that cult thingy.

The Mormon girls in Moab, Utah are hot, man.

Got to give a shout out to the ladies of Moab. I hope you end up like Ruth. Yeah, I know where you all are trapped in that little desert :-)



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I will just say it, Mormans are fucking nuts, if it’s not considered pre marital sex does the bed rocker get a shot too, asking for a friend.
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"Bed Rocker" -- to the tune of Head Knocker




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Really strange post. I'm sorry. I REALLY don't like to judge but Mormons are as weird as Scientologists.
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The Scientologists are like the weird Mormons because Mormons have been around for a long time. A Freemason started Mormonism.
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Could do the same as the Catholics and use the exit hole instead. They all seem to have a work around for their rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68998005


I've met Mormon girls that were into butt sex and bragged about still being virgins...
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If any of the Mormon ladies get tired of the Utah scene you can always come on down here to New Mexico and we can talk a little deeper about the good currents. :-)


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Could do the same as the Catholics and use the exit hole instead. They all seem to have a work around for their rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68998005


Another religion does that a lot too , but won’t use tp
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That game is the modern version of "Just The Tip!"

...we all know how THAT game ends.
 Quoting: AxX


hahahaha... that's not my belly button

That's not my finger.... wink wink
 Quoting: deplorable scottfree


first joke I ever heard!


this reminds me of the Colonial practice of "bundling".
 Quoting: beeches


Amish folks still do bundling.

Pretty sure there's no penetration in bundling, though. It's basically just long snuggle sessions.
 Quoting: Farlander


Reminds me of that scene in the patriot with the bundling and stained teeth
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He's absolutely full of shit.
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You Mormons were once part of the Christian Church before you ran off out there to the mirages of Moab listening to that huckster Joe Smith.

Don't you think it might be time to come back to Bethlehem? My long lost retard brethren are coming home. :-)

Ruth 1

15And Naomi said, Behold, thy sister in law is gone back unto her people in Moab, and unto her gods: return thou after thy sister in law. 16And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God: 17Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the LORD do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me. 18When she saw that she was stedfastly minded to go with her, then she left speaking unto her. 19So these two journeyed forth until they arrived in Bethlehem.



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This is nonsense. No Mormon ever heard of this.

Someone is making a suggestion to corrupt them.
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Use the Force, ladies! Let it go!

Isaiah 42:16

And I will bring the blind by a way that they knew not; I will lead them in paths that they have not known: I will make darkness light before them, and crooked things straight. These things will I do unto them, and not forsake them.


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How to have sex and stay a virgin! Ex-Mormon reveals how unmarried couples practice 'soaking' to be intimate without sinning - where a man penetrates a woman but doesn't MOVE



Ex-Mormon Lexi McDonald, of Idaho, went viral with a video about 'soaking'
The term refers to a man sexually penetrating a woman but 'with no movement'
Belief is that the lack of movement means the couple is not 'sinning'
Lexi explained there is also 'jump soaking' where a close friend will manipulate the bed to 'create movement' in order for the couple to feel greater stimulation


An ex-Mormon has gone viral with a video explaining the sexual practice of 'soaking' among unmarried couples.

Lexi McDonald, of Idaho, explained on TikTok that couples not wishing to 'sin' by having premarital sex might choose to engage in 'soaking', which refers to a man sexually penetrating a woman without thrusting or moving.

'Soaking is when you have a man who just "sticks it in" and let's it soak,' she said in the clip that has been viewed more than 11million times. 'The idea behind it is if it's just in but there's no moving back and forth, no movement, then it's not a sin.'

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its the content of your heart and mind not the actual thrusting that makes lust !!!!
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Well forgetting the details of this act, the very heart that tries to find a way to enjoy pleasure without breaching the sin category is, in itself, evil and thoroughly unacceptable to God. You focus on your own pleasure and not cross the line is not where your focus should be. It should be on serving God and disregard of self for the sake of others.
This act of "soaking' is just fornication by another name.
The mormons' own bible has Jesus saying that one who even looks at another woman with lust has already committed adultery with her. Sounds like "soaking" would definitely go beyond the look. So let's not sugar-coat sin.
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That's not how you do it, my brethren.

You're just sticking it in halfway and then maintaining a holding pattern.

That's not going to get it done, boys and girls. You have to enter beyond the veil to the Holy Place. You have to dig down deeper into the Good Soil.



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