Pete Buttigieg gets another six weeks off because he's learning to lactate

PG is a fart in God's nostrils

"Hey, aren't you Pete Booda-gig?"

PG: "I am. But that's not how you pronounce it."

"Pronounce what?"

PG: "My name, silly."

"Oh really? It's not Booda-gig?"

PG: "No it's not."

"What is it then? Booda-guy-egg?"

PG: "Closer but still no. It's Boody-judge."

"Really?"

PG, with a limp-wristed flourish: "Oh you know it, sister! And let me tell you, baby bitch, there ain't NO ONE in this town who's a better judge o' boys' booties than this cowpoke mm-hmm."

Rome burned while Niro fiddled.

hey pete, who's yer daddy?..
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what a delusional fuck..

men don't lactate

and this person is in charge of transportation..


if you can't realize the basics of your own being and accept

YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE..