"Food that fucks with your mouth, a food with attitude parody thread"

At least you know that the word "mouth" contains no letter "f".

So there is that.

I always liked captain Crunch cereal; you need to let it bathe long in the milk to retain its inner crunky goodness whilst losing its abrasive outer crust.

I have been told that Captain Crunch cereal is fired at high pressure through a hose to strip the paint off of century-old warehouse beams as the building is rehabilitated into an antiquated restaurant.

avocado seeds behoove me...who so unruly?

Capn crunch..shit tears up my mouth. But ao damn good

Toasted sandwiches on crusty French bread hurts my mouth sometimes.

Nestle Hot coco. Get mouth ulcers every time i drink it.

kettle chips.

tasty mouth shredding salty goodness!

chili cheese corn chips. will sand your tongue right down.

That stuffs brutal

The hot fries these days. I like spicy but many of those are like havin your mouth nuked.

Cherry tootsie roll pops always cut my mouth up as a kid loved them despite it

I like the chocolate pops, but yeah they get a little slice in them.

Triscuit crackers: infinitely delicious, yet insidiously devastating to your mouth.

Cool fact: their name means "Electric Biscuit"! [link to mashable.com (secure)]

Ever wonder why your mouth hurts after eating a lot of pineapple? It has bromelaine in it. It's an enzyme that eats protein. So it literally eats your flesh in your mouth.

Gardetto's or Chex mix rye bread pieces.

Like chewing rocks and sand. Teeth busters but worth it.

Papaya will dissolve a zippy bag.

5. Papain

Like the other enzymes we use, papain is a protein-dissolving enzyme from the green papaya fruit. We wanted to add papain as an aid to eliminate toxins from the body.

This activity has an important place when it comes to dissolving the protective fibrin biofilms and cysts that some diseases form. Papain is able to dissolve up to 2,000x its weight in fibrin! We like that.

Papain also increases the body’s ability to produce plasmin. It doesn’t hurt that papain enzyme has protein-digestive properties and anti-inflammatory properties also reduce prostate and joint inflammation and reduce the swelling of prostatitis.

(Magnesium and Zinc are also included to help all these enzymes work together better.)

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Kellogs Corn Pops

Corn Nuts.

They are so hard I have actually broken teeth on them when they were included in a snack mix I purchased.

They are unsuitable even as cattle feed.

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Lol, that's so true!

Plantain chips.

They are like potato chips but thicker and harder.