Listen to a story 'bout a woman shot dead
a director of photography met a projectile made of lead
now the actor who did it is one of many kin
it's none other than Alec Baldwin

Alec, that is
Not Stephen
Not Billy

Next thing you know ol' Alec's a suspect
involuntary manslaughter is the charge that he should get
but being rich and famous definitely has it's perks
and he probably won't do time just like any of these jerks

Bruce Jenner
Robert Blake
OJ





that's all I got