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have you ever cheated at the self checkout??

 
BRIEF

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
At the end of the long receipt, Kroger even calculates what they would fuck others out of if they didn't have their discount membership card...

You didn't get fucked out of $47 today!
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No, but I was doing something naughty for a few weeks.
I noticed once, a checker never moved my refillable 5 gallon water and I accidentally wound up with a $60 supplement for free.
I was excited and the next couple times I sort of dropped smaller things behind the bottle, hoping it would just get missed. It kept working.
Then one day, I said oh wow, what the hell are you doing ?
I felt really guilty and ashamed of myself ( no joke) it’s a small , busy, family owned store.
They also have cameras, so I got a little scared as well.
I started ordering those items online and didn’t go back for a year.
Now that I’m absolutely sure I’ll never allow this to happen again, I’m back to in person shopping there.
I’m not a liar or a thief. But there I was being what I despise the most...
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10/24/2021 10:23 AM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No cheating is for sinners
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80745131


Leveling the playing field...Play games with me and I will play games with you...

The price should be the price and the job of a cashier is to process your items to be purchased...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Matthew 18:5-9 - King James Version

5 And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.

6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

7 Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!

8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121636


Clean up aisle 9, Bible vomit...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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BRIEF

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10/24/2021 10:25 AM

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No. I'm not a thief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76383507


True, but you are a pushover...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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10/24/2021 10:25 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No, but I was doing something naughty for a few weeks.
I noticed once, a checker never moved my refillable 5 gallon water and I accidentally wound up with a $60 supplement for free.
I was excited and the next couple times I sort of dropped smaller things behind the bottle, hoping it would just get missed. It kept working.
Then one day, I said oh wow, what the hell are you doing ?
I felt really guilty and ashamed of myself ( no joke) it’s a small , busy, family owned store.
They also have cameras, so I got a little scared as well.
I started ordering those items online and didn’t go back for a year.
Now that I’m absolutely sure I’ll never allow this to happen again, I’m back to in person shopping there.
I’m not a liar or a thief. But there I was being what I despise the most...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


You quit doing it so now ask for forgiveness. Time to repent.
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10/24/2021 10:26 AM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
no.
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10/24/2021 10:29 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No, but I was doing something naughty for a few weeks.
I noticed once, a checker never moved my refillable 5 gallon water and I accidentally wound up with a $60 supplement for free.
I was excited and the next couple times I sort of dropped smaller things behind the bottle, hoping it would just get missed. It kept working.
Then one day, I said oh wow, what the hell are you doing ?
I felt really guilty and ashamed of myself ( no joke) it’s a small , busy, family owned store.
They also have cameras, so I got a little scared as well.
I started ordering those items online and didn’t go back for a year.
Now that I’m absolutely sure I’ll never allow this to happen again, I’m back to in person shopping there.
I’m not a liar or a thief. But there I was being what I despise the most...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77440639


You quit doing it so now ask for forgiveness. Time to repent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121636


Agree, I haven’t done that. I need to and I will. Thank you
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2021 10:30 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No. I'm not a thief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76383507


True, but you are a pushover...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You just go to another store, giving your business elsewhere gets back at them.
Crater

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10/24/2021 10:30 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No I wish I could how do you do it?
So
refraktor

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10/24/2021 10:31 AM
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ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
 Quoting: Jumping Jack Flash


no..
refraktor
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10/24/2021 10:32 AM
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ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
 Quoting: Jumping Jack Flash


You know it.

:sodark:
 Quoting: The_Toecutter


HILARIOUS!

5a
Crater

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10/24/2021 10:32 AM
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Food way too expensive
So
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2021 10:33 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
You mean steal? No.
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2021 10:33 AM
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Lol I stopped at Walmart the other night to buy a cheap jacket... The next morning I had to run in Walmart for a couple other things. I wore the new jacket and after self checkout I was walking out and the attendant said "you forgot to scan that jacket" I was like what??? She repeated and says she sees the tag. I said oh shit I bought this last night I swear... Can you scan the tag to see that I payed for it? She says "no" so I was like alright see you later.

Was only mildly embarrassing
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10/24/2021 10:33 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
At the end of the long receipt, Kroger even calculates what they would fuck others out of if they didn't have their discount membership card...

You didn't get fucked out of $47 today!
 Quoting: BRIEF


well they've been selling shit pretty cheap for a long time now but we can see it was all just to control the means of production, monopolize it

now we are about to get fucked , we don't even know the meaning yet of getting fucked, they are going to literally fuck us all to death and claim it's 'inflation', supply disruptions, lack of port workers, whatever phony bullshit they come up with, they're going to murder you and tell you it's your fault
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10/24/2021 10:34 AM
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Food way too expensive
 Quoting: Crater


Because people steal it and the owners are passing the hit to the consumer.
BRIEF

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10/24/2021 10:34 AM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
I can walk into a Kroger and buy an item three or four separate times in a row and pay a different price each time...All in the same few minutes...Why?

Games

If Kroger is going to play games with me, then I'm entitled to play games back...and there's no set rules...In baseball you can steal a base...

Example:

Yogurt $6.99

With coupon = $4.99

With Kroger card but without coupon = $6.49

Yogurt with coupon and Kroger card = $4.49
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
BRIEF

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10/24/2021 10:36 AM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No. I'm not a thief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76383507


True, but you are a pushover...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You just go to another store, giving your business elsewhere gets back at them.
 Quoting: -Kate-


No, I like their products...I just hate playing games to buy something...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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10/24/2021 10:36 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
My NAACP discount changes it from stealing to "transactional clearance".
BLUENOTEBILLY

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10/24/2021 10:36 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
a few times !devil on my shoulder . i felt guilty still do . maybe once every 5 years. i had the urge yesterday 13 dollar steak didnt scan but couldnt .its been 5 yrs.
stop liberal propoganda
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10/24/2021 10:36 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
One thing that walmart did to me several times, happened when buying a discounted item.

They had hams on huge markdown sale once. Get to the register and it rings up at full price. Get the attendant, They can't do anything. Have to go to customer service with a photo of their effing discount sign, wait 15 minutes, then they honor it.

Had that happen several times. I mean, if they wanted more money for the item, don't put a big discount price on it!

Meanwhile I look over and someone is eating 3 lbs of grapes at the produce area. I point it out to a clerk. Clerk does not even reply. Does nothing.
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


oh so your response to them trying to fuck you over was to rat someone else out for them.

you are the perfect example of a rat fink POS traitor, you are loyal to the people who tried to fuck you, and rat out anyone for the power you feel, and you feel like you are a 'moral' person
Ascension Now

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10/24/2021 10:37 AM
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NO
Ascension
Crater

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10/24/2021 10:37 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Bs it's inflation
So
BRIEF

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10/24/2021 10:38 AM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
I never had a problem with pirating music either, as I would never buy the CD...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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10/24/2021 10:40 AM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
The wife once hung a huge Box of washing Powder over the end of the Trolley.

I unloaded all the weekly Shopping and didn't see it because it was on the Outside of the Trolly.

I Paid for the Shopping and was heading through the Exit to the Car Park.

wife whispers " you know you haven't paid for the washing powder ? "

Me " wtf " (wanted to die right then and there)

Thought the best thing to do was just load the Car, and fuck off sharpish.

When we were safely up the Road i said "Why the fuck did you tell me on the way out of the Store like that ?"

This is what she said :

" I wanted to see your face, you are so straight,(which i am),i knew you would immediately drain of color and start to panic. And i actually found it hilarious"( i still love the twisted Bitch :-) )

I think some people get a kick out of Shop lifting. Told the wife not to do it with me in future :-)
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10/24/2021 10:41 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
ummm no walmart loss prevention 3.fiddy paid shill , i havent ever and never will
I am you , as You are ME , as we are ONE, as we are....ALL TOGETHER!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2021 10:41 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Absolutely not.

“For a society to be free, each member of that society must be committed to telling the truth.”

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

And that includes at the self checkout.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58433851


everything is priced with .99 cents on the end,

.99,1.99. 2.99, 3.99

because they are all devil worshippers

who would kill your children with vaccines or make them retarded.


you think a business deal is love? is that what God is to you? a business deal?
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2021 10:41 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
aren't the prices at slaveway cheap enough for your azzholes?
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10/24/2021 10:42 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Here's a little insight into Africa for ya.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can, or will ever be sef-checkout here.
We don't pump our own gas; we have useless attendants by the hundreds of thousands getting in the way instead. We don't scan our own groceries, because not only would nobody pay for them, they'd run off with the hardware. When you get to the door there's usually a private security firm who check your slip against what you've got in your cart.

The only thing that's safe from theft here is, uh... Ummmmm, the uh...

TIA (with the exception of Wakanda, of course)

I'm going to petition our bigger chainstores for self-checkout and see how they respond.


:ape:
 Quoting: The Bushman


Quite a few here lamented the loss of ‘service ‘ at service stations when grander minds decided to faze it out.


I remember service at service stations.



To the op
I didn’t scan a plastic bag I took my shopping in once.
I owe them $ .15
It works here because people would rather not do chit chat or the cashiers every day dramas while getting their food.
Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be polite though when you do go through their tills..
Anonymous Coward
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10/24/2021 10:43 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Too many people watching and I don't want "lewd and lascivious" charges or indecent exposure ones. I do my best cheating in a motel room.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81043816


^ This





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