I GOT THE VACCINE! I feel INCREDIBLE! BETTER THAN I HAVE EVER FELT!

Me too. I feel so awesome!

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Sounds like they are mixing in some fentanyl.

Makes sense, you'd have to be a fool to inject either into yourself, the fentanyl is probably safer.

I just had my third shot of Jack.

Allergies? That’s positive for you?

(-) = LESS ALLERGIES FOOL!

Maybe you need the vaccine shot into your BRAIN!

OP = OPénis shill

I breathe 9 o'clock car fumes
But I won't get the jab
Because they trying to kill me for some reason !

That they are, the fountain of youth, the elixir of life. The secret to immortality. The essence is harvested from human beings. The earth is ready for harvest.

Why does the Elephant Man come to mind?

What have I been saying for the last four months?

Do these idiots in government think this sort of propaganda crap is actually going to work?

yeah because it does work on some.

Me three, I feel so great. It's cured the flu I use to get every year.

Will you stop posting shill posts? damn, enough already

It seems that movie Idiocracy was in fact a prophecy...and sooner than I would have ever thought possible.

I am getting the hardest, longest erections in years. I think the vaccines increase blood flow!

Now this is how you foster parent a 5-11 year old in California.

I honestly assumed this was sarcasm.

If it is a shill, it is pretty pathetic, but they have tried everything else. I was just reading about a manager who had two staff suddenly quit.

He reached out to a third staffer and said they need to come in and work on the holidays. The third staffer said they had already gotten PTO approved almost a month earlier.

Manager said to 'grow up', and the staffer quit.

Point?

There are idiots everywhere. Especially in the Biden administration. They tried everything else and it didn't work. Obviously there is nothing wrong with their plans so it must be something else.

Tried populism (Everyone is doing it) = No
Tried rewards (Free burger~!) = No
Tried mandates (Bad boy) = Riots and No

Now they are trying Medical (It's medicine and good for you.) = Lol

Seriously 78% reduction in mortality and they think people don't realize you only get those numbers when you have corrupted data. Moronic.

Trillions of artificially induced toxic spike proteins coursing through your veins and accumulating on your organs was exactly what you needed, what you were missing in life!

Who could have guessed?

Congratulations, OP!


Here's to your health.

op is right you know so suck it up all you antimask antivaccine snowflakes and wear a mask and get vaccinated PRONTO!

I kept doing that as well for the last two years but all too often parody and sarcasm become reality.

CNN had a headline to the effect that you shouldn't think for yourself which sounds like a parody...but wasn't.

Maybe it clogged all the arteries going to your brain and the blood flow is somehow redirected to your lower parts?

At least it looks like to be the case.

LIAR

PAID SHILL

FUCK OFF