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I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.

 
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10/31/2021 01:17 PM
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I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
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10/31/2021 01:19 PM
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
Call a Catholic priest for an exorcism.
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10/31/2021 01:21 PM

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Don’t specifically mention you neighbor. Just say that there is a funny odor and for everyone’s safety you fear there is a gas leak.
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81073996


You are clearly someone who fixates on certain things. It appears to me that You are the issue here.

Anonymous Coward
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10/31/2021 01:24 PM
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Wasn't this an actual news story a few months back?...

Some militant, vegan Karen tried to get her barbecue-loving neighbor evicted, so he just upped the ante and started throwing big grill parties in his condo, and pointed a fan at her window from his patio grill.
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10/31/2021 01:25 PM
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He probably just needs a hug. Go over and say, "hi, my name is <insert trendy name here>, I'm your neighbor next door. Could you use a hug?"

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10/31/2021 01:26 PM
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Another woman complaining about smell. WHEN DOES IT FUCKING END WITH YOU?!?!
The information you have been waiting for your whole life.
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10/31/2021 01:28 PM
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81073996


You are clearly someone who fixates on certain things. It appears to me that You are the issue here.
 Quoting: House_Of_Tsang


yeah....besides the story which might be true...those were some serious virtue signalling details about how holy their diet is...

he said he was going to violate me with an 'organic cucumber' and then i went to the police in my 'non-polluting electric car'to file the report. but i had some empty recycyling first so i made sure i put those in the proper container before reporting this to the police.


does seem a bit suspect to me too to include those details...

lol

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10/31/2021 01:33 PM

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Guy is having a case of the sharts. In his case, with the moisture content apparent from the splashing you describe it might even be blood farts. Has this gentleman spent time in prison? That could explain a lot of things. Rather than seeking his eviction, next time this occurs, go over there and offer to wipe his brow as he labors or hold his hand and sing softly to him to help his sphincters release. Or bring him some tea and breakfast to enjoy while he sorts his bowels out. Don’t be part of the problem. Be part of the solution
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10/31/2021 01:38 PM
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Have any of you good people dealt with this before?
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don't judge your neighbour. some people have odd mating calls.

doesn't that make you feel pretty?
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10/31/2021 01:45 PM
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My girl likes an organic breakfast too .

dance
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10/31/2021 01:49 PM
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat.
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he's probably shitting in the ventilation shaft, to save money on his water bill.
3O Godlike

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10/31/2021 01:51 PM
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Get a cat, you clearly have nothing else in your life. People like you ruin lives solely based on being bitter and used up.

I am certain you don't have a loved one, lol "muh organic tea" GET A CAT before you cause someone undue hardship with your bitchy ways.
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81073996


You are clearly someone who fixates on certain things. It appears to me that You are the issue here.
 Quoting: House_Of_Tsang


yeah....besides the story which might be true...those were some serious virtue signalling details about how holy their diet is...

he said he was going to violate me with an 'organic cucumber' and then i went to the police in my 'non-polluting electric car'to file the report. but i had some empty recycyling first so i made sure i put those in the proper container before reporting this to the police.


does seem a bit suspect to me too to include those details...

lol
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wish i was more like you bud, you can smell BS when it's typed out.
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81073996


Start eating pure soy gmo and highly processed fake food....gulp glass of corn syrup ance a day.... things will get back to normal.
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10/31/2021 01:54 PM
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Ask the feminists what you should do.
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10/31/2021 01:56 PM

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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81073996


I had a neighbor who was a recluse. Looked just like the old dude who was selling Christine, in the movie.

I had heard he was a vet, had ptsd pretty bad. He wouldn’t talk to anyone.

He used to run a bathtub with water and cry and scream all night. I was friends with the grounds keeper, who would check on this dude for me, when he had a really bad night and I was worried. We shared a wall, and hearing him was disturbing but there was nothing I Could do to help.

When his windows filled with flies I sent for police because I was afraid he had passed, but no, just a lot of flies. It’s his ride and he didn’t need any govt agencies moving in to try and help, was how I looked at it after a while.

I did what I could which amounted to nothing.

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Squash some brown slugs that might help.
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10/31/2021 02:02 PM
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Nice organic brags.
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As someone who eats bacon, eggs, and toast for breakfast I am thinking that your "organic" breakfast is ruining that man's mornings and it is you that needs to move. The splashing you hear is him trying to wash the odor of your tofu off his body and the moaning you hear is his agony of having to smell your "organic" breakfast permeating his very walls.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

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And if you all want to be one,pfffhh go find a lake they have it the easiest.
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81073996


You are clearly someone who fixates on certain things. It appears to me that You are the issue here.


 Quoting: House_Of_Tsang


Exactly! Who would want a neighbor like this who can't stop talking about their breakfast?
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Ya'll are replying to a BOT thread.

Never before used User ID, coupled with broken English and superfluous descriptors ('my organic breakfast') = AI bot.

Don't get fooled and trolled...they're easy to spot once you learn how.
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Guy is having a case of the sharts. In his case, with the moisture content apparent from the splashing you describe it might even be blood farts. Has this gentleman spent time in prison? That could explain a lot of things. Rather than seeking his eviction, next time this occurs, go over there and offer to wipe his brow as he labors or hold his hand and sing softly to him to help his sphincters release. Or bring him some tea and breakfast to enjoy while he sorts his bowels out. Don’t be part of the problem. Be part of the solution
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I am laughing so hard right now!
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Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Don’t specifically mention you neighbor. Just say that there is a funny odor and for everyone’s safety you fear there is a gas leak.
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Don't go into much detail about your "delicious" organic breakfast either!

Last Edited by G. House on 10/31/2021 02:07 PM
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
I am only home in the weekends but have noticed something disturbing. My neighbor in the duplex is a middle aged man who is quite large and doesn't leave the house.

When I am home on the weekends and usally making a nice homeade breakfast, I begin to here loud splashing through the walls and moaning. Sometimes the wall is also being like slapped or something. It shakes my dining room table while I am enjoying my organic breakfast and tea.

What has creeped me out the most is the smell that is permiating into my apartment after these "events". Its usually a mixture of Sulfur and what smells like rotting meat. I makes me gag, to the point I almost throw up my delicious breakfast.

I have thought about going to the landlord to complain but Im not sure how to approach this situation. What recourse do I have? I feel it's an undue hardship on me and the man should be evicted.

Have any of you good people dealt with this before?

-Kay
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He's taking a dump. Leave a bottle of probiotics on his doorstep. And a bottle of Febreeze.
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big_smile
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Re: I am a young woman and I live in the city. I am concerned about my neighbor.
Sure, you might get pruney, but isn't that worth it for a highly sexual bathtub experience?

The bathtub offers up an entire sensory experience on a porcelain platter.

It's 2021, pals. A lot of sex toys are bathtub-safe now. Keep in mind that "waterproof" is different from "submersible." Sometimes vibrators will say waterproof when what they mean is "splashproof."

Before getting into the bath with someone, you want to chat about consent, current STI status, whether or not they have a disability you should know about, and whether or not they'd even be down to clown in the tub.
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Guy is having a case of the sharts. In his case, with the moisture content apparent from the splashing you describe it might even be blood farts. Has this gentleman spent time in prison? That could explain a lot of things. Rather than seeking his eviction, next time this occurs, go over there and offer to wipe his brow as he labors or hold his hand and sing softly to him to help his sphincters release. Or bring him some tea and breakfast to enjoy while he sorts his bowels out. Don’t be part of the problem. Be part of the solution
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I am laughing so hard right now!
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cheers
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It sounds like you are concerned for yourself and want him living in the streets, that's not concern for him, the title is misleading.
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Call police. Tell them you are concerned.
Request a welfare check on the neighbor.





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