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not sure if this qualifies.

So this happened maybe a year after the Matrix came out.
I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk .
Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting .
Well several minutes later , she walks past a second time , in exactly the same way.
I replied as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix"
She looked at me quizzically as she processed what I said , then laughed her Fine ass off
Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dinner and dancing, the date lasted two days .
A sweet memory .
She was on vacation from France , I don't talk to her often anymore .