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Tic tok

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WOW, that is awful
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Tic tok

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WOW, that is awful
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WoW

Thanks for the bump!
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not sure if this qualifies.

So this happened maybe a year after the Matrix came out.
I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk .
Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting .
Well several minutes later , she walks past a second time in exactly the same way.
I replied as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix"
She looked at me quizzically as she processed what I said , then laughed her Fine ass off
Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dinner and dancing, the date lasted two days .
A sweet memory .
She was on vacation from France , I don't talk to her often anymore .

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 11/24/2021 10:32 AM
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not sure if this qualifies.

So this happened maybe a year after the Mateix came out.
I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk .
Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting .
Well several movements she walks past a second time in exactly the same way, I asked here as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix"
Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dancing, the date lasted two days .
 Quoting: Sisyphusrock


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( typos corrected )


not sure if this qualifies.

So this happened maybe a year after the Matrix came out.
I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk .
Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting .
Well several minutes later , she walks past a second time , in exactly the same way.
I replied as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix"
She looked at me quizzically as she processed what I said , then laughed her Fine ass off
Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dinner and dancing, the date lasted two days .
A sweet memory .
She was on vacation from France , I don't talk to her often anymore .

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 11/24/2021 10:34 AM
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
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Look past the obvious with this one watchers


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Ok since you liked the other one this one is funnier( forgot about it until now ' was a long time ago, in a life far away)

So this was in my university days . After having a pseudo intellectual philosophical convo with my friend I had been deep in thought as we hit the bars .
I was walking with my wolf pack considering what we had been discussing, oblivious to the world , walking on autopilot . All of a sudden I was pulled from my reveries, having s feeling someone had just kissed me .
All of my friends were staring at me like I was an alien lifeform .

I stopped and asked " did a woman just stop me and kiss me ? "

My friends were laughing at me like I was the biggest idiot on the planet ( difficult to counter that argument at that moment )
They said , dude one of the finest chicks out here just grabbed your arm , stopped you and kissed you on the cheek ( Inshit you not this happened ...
I am the same way when playing chess or music sometimes , the world disappears )
I was standing there looking around , like some obese man trapped in the wilderness wondering where the next snack would materialize.
She apparently looked at me in disgust , and offended , stormed off.
She found me later that night , and pulled the same move , this time I noticed .

Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 11/24/2021 10:49 AM
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Ok since you liked the other one this one is funnier( forgot about it until now ' was a long time ago, in a life far away)

So this was in my university days . After having a pseudo intellectual philosophical convo with my friend I had been deep in thought as we hit the bars .
I was walking with my wolf pack considering what we had been discussing, oblivious to the world , walking on autopilot . All of a sudden I was pulled from my reveries, having s feeling someone had just kissed me .
All of my friends were staring at me like I was an alien lifeform .

I stopped and asked " did a woman just stop me and kiss me ? "

My friends were laughing at me like I was the biggest idiot on the planet ( difficult to counter that argument at that moment )
They said , dude one of the finest chicks out here just grabbed your arm , stopped you and kissed you on the cheek ( Inshit you not this happened ...
I am the same way when playing chess or music sometimes , the world disappears )
I was standing there looking around , like some obese man trapped in the wilderness wondering where the next snack would materialize.
She apparently looked at me in disgust , and offended , stormed off.
She found me later that night , and pulled the same move , this time I noticed .
 Quoting: Sisyphusrock




Know I've missed signals before... but man... that takes the cake.

To give ya a chuckle, tell ya a funny one.
Was working in the bar, a lady was attempting to chat with me on and off...but we were fucking swamped.
Eventually she got fed up, and while doing a quick glassy run she stopped me.
"My boyfriend cheated on me...I'm just...really want to sleep with someone" (I'm putting this pg)
Me, oblivious: Well, I'm sure you'll find someone here!
Wasn't until I saw her jaw drop as I walked off that things clicked
chuckle

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