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Best Glitch Ever
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Ok since you liked the other one this one is funnier( forgot about it until now ' was a long time ago, in a life far away)
So this was in my university days . After having a pseudo intellectual philosophical convo with my friend I had been deep in thought as we hit the bars . I was walking with my wolf pack considering what we had been discussing, oblivious to the world , walking on autopilot . All of a sudden I was pulled from my reveries, having s feeling someone had just kissed me . All of my friends were staring at me like I was an alien lifeform .
I stopped and asked " did a woman just stop me and kiss me ? "
My friends were laughing at me like I was the biggest idiot on the planet ( difficult to counter that argument at that moment ) They said , dude one of the finest chicks out here just grabbed your arm , stopped you and kissed you on the cheek ( Inshit you not this happened ... I am the same way when playing chess or music sometimes , the world disappears ) I was standing there looking around , like some obese man trapped in the wilderness wondering where the next snack would materialize. She apparently looked at me in disgust , and offended , stormed off. She found me later that night , and pulled the same move , this time I noticed .
Quoting: Sisyphusrock Know I've missed signals before... but man... that takes the cake. To give ya a chuckle, tell ya a funny one. Was working in the bar, a lady was attempting to chat with me on and off...but we were fucking swamped. Eventually she got fed up, and while doing a quick glassy run she stopped me. "My boyfriend cheated on me...I'm just...really want to sleep with someone" (I'm putting this pg) Me, oblivious: Well, I'm sure you'll find someone here! Wasn't until I saw her jaw drop as I walked off that things clicked
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