Boy has problems with stuck USB cable. With x-ray pics My thoughts were- How? Why? no is this a joke

Whatever happened to a ruler?

What!!!! Instead of a USB cable?????!!!!!

This could have been avoided if the father had the birds and the USBee talk with him.....

Hundreds of Brits left hospitalised for sticking bizarre objects up their bums – including a CARROT and a jumbo hairspray can
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Britons cost the NHS £350,000 every year by shoving beer bottles, deodorant cans and toothbrushes in their rectums, study reveals
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It's a good thing he didn't use it to measure his intelligence....

Stupid is as stupid does.

I don't know. Teenagers are stupid.

Let us not forget our History. Where it all began to be mainstream. Jerry Penacoli, a Philadelphia tv reporter who had to have a gerbil surgically removed after he shoved it anally in the early 80's. Big news at the time. Most of us around here were repulsed at the story.

Gave too many people ideas.

Did by an chance... Richard Gere read this article??

How in the hell does that happen?

His anti-depressant must have been strong.

Shit, back in my day kids would stick parallel cables up their dicks.

Inquisitive mind.... exploration..... All fuelled with imagination.

Young Man, here's your prize

PERVERT!

Did anyone else’s crotch automatically contract, clinch, then release after they clicked on the provided link?

Nah... Not a PERVERT.... just a 15 year old exploring and using imagination... possibly reading something PERVERTED.... and making a stupid choice.... Poor Kid...

Sounding kits are cheaper than most USB cables and way less risky. What a doofus.

transgender no other way

Rotor Rooter...Yikes...

WTF is this Sounding...

Was he trying to stretch open his urethra opening for what...

Why is he putting pins, nut shells, and USB cable in there...

It sounds very deranged...

So another boy did this or was it the same one doing it again?
[link to metro.co.uk (secure)]

How is that even possible? Never mind.

As a one-time diagnostic X-ray tech...I can tell you the stories are all true...

In my time I saw...

Tennis ball can with balls.
Maglite...like the 3 foot mega one.
Salt/pepper shakers.
Pewter Easter rabbit (that was a woman)
Vibrators (some still shaking making the picture fuzzy, and you could legit hear it)

Penis wise...yes wires, pens, pencils, cords...wtf!?!

Worst was a lightbulb. Exploded in dudes ass and he lost his anus in the process.

Favorite part...”What happened?”.....

Answer most times: “I dunno, I sat on the couch and it must have been there”

Fun times.

Also enjoyed the people that swallow anything...nuts, bolts, razors, batteries, etc. almost like novice circus performers trying to perfect thier art ( but most had psych issues).

Favorite was a dude jamming around on his bass boat, hit a rock, and impaled himself on a log...like right through his whole body....he survived, and that was awesome to see.

Last Edited by pish on 11/10/2021 07:28 PM

In. Like inside.

Not tied around the outside. In fucking side.

Did the surgeon bother to measure it?

Yep INSIDE connectors and all