Boy has problems with stuck USB cable. With x-ray pics My thoughts were- How? Why? no is this a joke

They used the same method as ripping off a bandage. One quick jerk. If feels like they are pulling your insides out through that small hole.

Lemme explain.
He's black.

As a one-time diagnostic X-ray tech...I can tell you the stories are all true...

In my time I saw...

Tennis ball can with balls.
Maglite...like the 3 foot mega one.
Salt/pepper shakers.
Pewter Easter rabbit (that was a woman)
Vibrators (some still shaking making the picture fuzzy, and you could legit hear it)

Penis wise...yes wires, pens, pencils, cords...wtf!?!

Worst was a lightbulb. Exploded in dudes ass and he lost his anus in the process.

Favorite part...”What happened?”.....

Answer most times: “I dunno, I sat on the couch and it must have been there”

Fun times.

Also enjoyed the people that swallow anything...nuts, bolts, razors, batteries, etc. almost like novice circus performers trying to perfect thier art ( but most had psych issues).

Favorite was a dude jamming around on his bass boat, hit a rock, and impaled himself on a log...like right through his whole body....he survived, and that was awesome to see.

I hear ya...

Many years ago, I was a Biomedical Engineering Tech working in a Hospital's ER. I overheard these two doctors arguing about a Female patients Pubic Lice. The one doctor said to the other, "It's this kind of Lice." The other doctor said, "That's impossible, that kind of Lice is only found on DOGS Genitals." They both looked at each other and laughed...

There's no need to do it that way. You can and should remove it yourself slowly and carefully. Medical people can't feel your sensations - you need to DIY.

you know what's sad? This doesn't shock me.

Nah. From experience it’s mostly Latinos.

There’s something fundamentally flawed with Hispanic males that make them overly sexualized, and not afraid of experimenting with bisexual/homosexual activity.

Just my experience with FO’s doing XR for over 10+ yrs.

Hopefully, he was vaccinated.

Worked in a hospital once and several came in with things up the butt but never up their member. The boy must be deranged.

Worked in a hospital once and several came in with things up the butt but never up their member. The boy must be deranged.

It's a good thing he didn't use it to measure his intelligence....

This could have been avoided if the father had the birds and the USBee talk with him.....

There are sick fucks out there man. Some guys like shoving glass rods down the pee hole then smash their penis breaking the rod, still inserted. Don’t get me started with jars and anal aficionados.

How in the hell does that happen?

This!

You dont put shit into your dick. Holy hell.


When I was a teen in the 90-early 2000s we thought it was crazy seeing Jason Biggs fuck an apple pie in American Pie.


But this, this just makes hurt thinking about it.

This is just disgusting. This kid is probably going to rape, maim, or kill someone when he's older if this is a true story.

I was still in pain with every move I made and partially paralyzed.