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Cold as....

 
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Cold as....
My contribution to useless threads starts here:

"Cold as a witch's tit."

Why are witch tits cold?

Why is it a standard of coldness?

Id naturally assume since its cold, its hard, and stiff...

but its a witch...perhaps they are soft, and warm to the touch, maybe even soft and pliable..

Who comes up with these stupid sayings?

Anyways...as far as I know...I've never had intimate relations with a witch, so I couldn't possibly offer first hand knowledge of their nipple/breast situation, its tactile feel, or its relevant temperature.

Maybe because they are naked under the full moon in the middle of the night?

But that would mean we all have witch's tits. ANd would not be unnatural, or even supernatural...but just normal.

I just touched my nipple in solidarity for suppressed witches out there...have no idea the problems you have.
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Re: Cold as....
"sayings" are witchery primitive mk ultra or some shit?
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Re: Cold as....
"sayings" are witchery primitive mk ultra or some shit?
 Quoting: musicarpet


I really want to focus in on real life witch's tits please. Anyone with actual data, or if any GLP witches can give accounts of their breasts, that would be appreciated.
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Re: Cold as....
"sayings" are witchery primitive mk ultra or some shit?
 Quoting: musicarpet


I really want to focus in on real life witch's tits please. Anyone with actual data, or if any GLP witches can give accounts of their breasts, that would be appreciated.
 Quoting: pish

Need pics for clarification.
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aether vortex

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Re: Cold as....
An uncle of an uncle of a friend of a random passer by told someone at a pub the following, which I overheard:

FLIR data obtained from observation of Nancy Pelosi from a distance of 100m indicate a thermal gradient beginning at 50°F at the base of the ribcage (or 58°F at the collarbone), proceeding to -155°F at the areola. No emanations were detected from the nipples, indicating a temperature of absolute zero. An equipment malfunction was ruled out by verifying with 3 calibrated imaging devices. All data have 99.99999% accuracy.

Last Edited by aether vortex on 11/20/2021 03:00 AM
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Re: Cold as....
An uncle of an uncle of a friend of a random passer by told someone at a pub the following, which I overheard:

FLIR data obtained from observation of Nancy Pelosi from a distance of 100m indicate a thermal gradient beginning at 50°F at the base of the ribcage (or 58°F at the collarbone), proceeding to -155°F at the areola. No emanations were detected from the nipples, indicating a temperature of absolute zero. An equipment malfunction was ruled out by verifying with 3 calibrated imaging devices. All data have 99.99999% accuracy.
 Quoting: aether vortex


Having super freeze tits would be an amazing super power. And what men would be able to resist trying to touch them?

Someone at Marvel needs to take note, and give me credit for such an amazing idea.
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An uncle of an uncle of a friend of a random passer by told someone at a pub the following, which I overheard:

FLIR data obtained from observation of Nancy Pelosi from a distance of 100m indicate a thermal gradient beginning at 50°F at the base of the ribcage (or 58°F at the collarbone), proceeding to -155°F at the areola. No emanations were detected from the nipples, indicating a temperature of absolute zero. An equipment malfunction was ruled out by verifying with 3 calibrated imaging devices. All data have 99.99999% accuracy.
 Quoting: aether vortex


Having super freeze tits would be an amazing super power. And what men would be able to resist trying to touch them?

Someone at Marvel needs to take note, and give me credit for such an amazing idea.
 Quoting: pish


Rumor has it they shoot lasers too.





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