Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama | |
American Indian Elder
User ID: 80679716 United States 11/25/2021 04:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I accept in advance critics who think my taste is corny, but I loved the sit com Third Rock from the Sun. Space aliens here to study us assumed human bodies and tried to blend in. At Holloween, little humans came to the door and begged for treats so the woman fried a bunch of eggs and dropped them into their bags,or a can of beer. Quoting: American Indian Elder So when Thanksgiving rolled around, the woman tried harder and even made a menu. She carefully put an unthawed tukey in the oven for an hour (with the giblet bag inside) and proudly cut raw slices off for her guests. Im a vegetarian with an aversion to fowl and usually just help with clean up and try not to argue unless I have to...Im asking to eat alone in the kitchen not the dining this year as shedding vaccinated people could kill me, a non-vxxd person. IIRC, you are, like me, a bit advanced in years; by no means should you even attend such a gathering, much less assist in any way! That cloud of prions will be permeating the place, and over all the dishes, as well. Please reconsider attending. I would very much miss your posts here, should you fall ill. I decided as well: too much exposure. I will tell vaxxd hubby I have a headache, he wont mind going alone, its his family, and Ive opted out before. I will take an hour long bubble bath, start a fire in the fireplace, put on a Hallmark move and throw cheese pizza in the oven. Maybe a wee glass of champagne....Happy Thanksgiving my dear GLPers. amdg Forgiveness means giving up every hope for a better past, In exchange for a better future. P.S. Ive always had an American Flag, now all of a sudden you gave me a Canada one. ?? Please whoever did this change it back. Not that free Ojibwe/Chippewa acknowledge any imaginary boundry lines... |
AKAllie
User ID: 35267127 United States 11/25/2021 06:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I accept in advance critics who think my taste is corny, but I loved the sit com Third Rock from the Sun. Space aliens here to study us assumed human bodies and tried to blend in. At Holloween, little humans came to the door and begged for treats so the woman fried a bunch of eggs and dropped them into their bags,or a can of beer. Quoting: American Indian Elder So when Thanksgiving rolled around, the woman tried harder and even made a menu. She carefully put an unthawed tukey in the oven for an hour (with the giblet bag inside) and proudly cut raw slices off for her guests. Im a vegetarian with an aversion to fowl and usually just help with clean up and try not to argue unless I have to...Im asking to eat alone in the kitchen not the dining this year as shedding vaccinated people could kill me, a non-vxxd person. IIRC, you are, like me, a bit advanced in years; by no means should you even attend such a gathering, much less assist in any way! That cloud of prions will be permeating the place, and over all the dishes, as well. Please reconsider attending. I would very much miss your posts here, should you fall ill. I decided as well: too much exposure. I will tell vaxxd hubby I have a headache, he wont mind going alone, its his family, and Ive opted out before. I will take an hour long bubble bath, start a fire in the fireplace, put on a Hallmark move and throw cheese pizza in the oven. Maybe a wee glass of champagne....Happy Thanksgiving my dear GLPers. That sounds nice |
plateaus
User ID: 79419723 United States 11/25/2021 06:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I once told my dad (the Col) "fuck you" at the TG dinner table ... about 20 people there ... I still think it was an appropriate response to his bullying ... everyone kept eating (just put their heads down to hide the smirk) bwahahahhahahahaha Quoting: Shadow Dance I quit going to the family germ-swaps five years ago - I can love them just as much, from a distance - and be even more thankful - if I don't participate in the ritual stress-fests I find it strange everyone want's to travel on the same day at the same time. What if we all did that about the bathroom? plateaus |
1r0n4n9el
Better run, better run faster than my spear User ID: 79983911 United States 11/25/2021 06:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Post em here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79554282 Dude up the street set his yard on fire one year. Whole neighborhood was battling the blaze. Dude was stoned out of his mind. Another time my neighbor decided Thanksgiving day would be a good time to cut down all the pine trees in his front yard. It was HOURS of chain saw noise, all through lunch until well after dark. Once my mom forgot to defrost the turkey. Then, when we started frying our turkeys, one year we ran out of propane before it was done. Once we forgot to buy cranberry sauce and people were PISSED. I'm sure GLP can come up with some epic fails. Hit me! |
1r0n4n9el
Better run, better run faster than my spear User ID: 79983911 United States 11/25/2021 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76811228 United States 11/25/2021 07:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Post em here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79554282 Dude up the street set his yard on fire one year. Whole neighborhood was battling the blaze. Dude was stoned out of his mind. Another time my neighbor decided Thanksgiving day would be a good time to cut down all the pine trees in his front yard. It was HOURS of chain saw noise, all through lunch until well after dark. Once my mom forgot to defrost the turkey. Then, when we started frying our turkeys, one year we ran out of propane before it was done. Once we forgot to buy cranberry sauce and people were PISSED. I'm sure GLP can come up with some epic fails. Hit me! My dad got food poisoning and ended up in hospital for 4 weeks. We think it was my mom's jello salad.... |
Catseye
User ID: 80881945 Dominican Republic 11/25/2021 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama not much but we had a good laugh in the kitchen last night we made these small healthy muffins with veggies and a banana I have this old gas oven but I don’t trust the temperature so I turned it up a bit when I went to check them, by sticking a knife in to see if it came out clean, it came out with the entire muffin stuck to it, pulled it right out of the muffin tin, because they had gotten a bit dry, lol still edible but I guess the oven is working better than I thought Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. Thoughts create, mind them well. |
Patagonians
User ID: 81020604 Argentina 11/25/2021 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I accept in advance critics who think my taste is corny, but I loved the sit com Third Rock from the Sun. Space aliens here to study us assumed human bodies and tried to blend in. At Holloween, little humans came to the door and begged for treats so the woman fried a bunch of eggs and dropped them into their bags,or a can of beer. Quoting: American Indian Elder So when Thanksgiving rolled around, the woman tried harder and even made a menu. She carefully put an unthawed tukey in the oven for an hour (with the giblet bag inside) and proudly cut raw slices off for her guests. Im a vegetarian with an aversion to fowl and usually just help with clean up and try not to argue unless I have to...Im asking to eat alone in the kitchen not the dining this year as shedding vaccinated people could kill me, a non-vxxd person. IIRC, you are, like me, a bit advanced in years; by no means should you even attend such a gathering, much less assist in any way! That cloud of prions will be permeating the place, and over all the dishes, as well. Please reconsider attending. I would very much miss your posts here, should you fall ill. I decided as well: too much exposure. I will tell vaxxd hubby I have a headache, he wont mind going alone, its his family, and Ive opted out before. I will take an hour long bubble bath, start a fire in the fireplace, put on a Hallmark move and throw cheese pizza in the oven. Maybe a wee glass of champagne....Happy Thanksgiving my dear GLPers. You're getting more than exposure if your husband is not wearing a rubber. Straight up vax filled turkey baster inside of you. Does the old " I have a headache" work when he gets frisky? And when he gets to Heaven, to Saint Peter he will tell: "Just another soldier reporting, Sir. Ive served my time in Hell" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59729713 United States 11/25/2021 07:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Post em here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79554282 Dude up the street set his yard on fire one year. Whole neighborhood was battling the blaze. Dude was stoned out of his mind. Another time my neighbor decided Thanksgiving day would be a good time to cut down all the pine trees in his front yard. It was HOURS of chain saw noise, all through lunch until well after dark. Once my mom forgot to defrost the turkey. Then, when we started frying our turkeys, one year we ran out of propane before it was done. Once we forgot to buy cranberry sauce and people were PISSED. I'm sure GLP can come up with some epic fails. Hit me! I am the "drunk uncle". |
Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80609079 United States 11/25/2021 07:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama It was the first year we were married. From that day on, every time I saw him just grinned and gave me a wink. I am friends with his son and he was laughing telling some of our friends about it. Said, "Dad thought it was awesome! He would bring it up all the time. Started calling that bathroom the upstairs sex room." He was a funny old bird. |
Patagonians
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RocketScientist
User ID: 78938136 United States 11/25/2021 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama So I finally asked directly, "do you support the mandates and lockdowns and masks on children ". She would not answer the question. She'd rather see her grandchildren in NAZI camps than give up on CNN lies. RocketScientist |
Ashford
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80771016 United States 11/25/2021 07:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama My wife and I got busted at a work Thanksgiving/Christmas Party having the sex in the upstairs bathroom of her boss's house by her boss. He was a surgeon. Quoting: BobbyTheBarbarian It was the first year we were married. From that day on, every time I saw him just grinned and gave me a wink. I am friends with his son and he was laughing telling some of our friends about it. Said, "Dad thought it was awesome! He would bring it up all the time. Started calling that bathroom the upstairs sex room." He was a funny old bird. Probably jerked off everyday thinking about it the old sick f*** |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80608554 United States 11/25/2021 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I am so happy not to deal with large groups of extended family anymore. Once grandparents start dropping and some kids stop coming because you know starting college or life, the dinner table just gets smaller and smaller. Anyways, I can only enjoy small group at a time. Quoting: My Fear Every year it shrinks and is not down to a doable number of 6 . 2/3rds being my immediate family. A few more years it will be one. If you are going to make a huge dinner and have shallow conversation with a lot of relatives you barely know anymore, you might as well go and work at a shelter serving meals. That is what I see in my future if not a vacation break. This |
Ashford
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81123509 United States 11/25/2021 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I’m the eldest son among 7 siblings with 2 sisters who are older. Our dad died in 2011 and our mother in late 2018. They truly were the glue that held it all together. No other sibs were interested in joining the family biz except myself. I ran it for years both before and after pops retired therefore I was privy to things they weren’t. Dad and I did things a certain way and we made lots of money. When it came time to settle the estate the sibs went batshit nuts with endless group-think assumptions, accusations, etc etc. Finally we chose to liquidate everything and go our separate ways. Jealousy, greed and resentments have pretty much changed the whole remaining family dynamic and most likely for good among us sibs. It’s not so much that people change in as much as it is that people’s true character finally comes out after others are gone. They make my skin crawl if we’re being honest. |
Moonflwr0704
User ID: 77717112 United States 11/25/2021 08:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama My mother in law just randomly wandered up to my neighbor yesterday who was talking to my husband for a minute out back out in our backyard and told him he was the problem with the world bc he votes democratic. Now mind you she has no was of knowing how this man votes. Lol. Quoting: Moonflwr0704 It’s going to be a very long weekend My in laws definitely speak their mind Maybe you're dumb cumt wife is always gossiping about her neighbors when she talks to her parents and that's how they knew he was a demonrat. You’re a moron |
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Earmark1
User ID: 76323006 United States 11/25/2021 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama I’m the eldest son among 7 siblings with 2 sisters who are older. Quoting: Westwood1 Our dad died in 2011 and our mother in late 2018. They truly were the glue that held it all together. No other sibs were interested in joining the family biz except myself. I ran it for years both before and after pops retired therefore I was privy to things they weren’t. Dad and I did things a certain way and we made lots of money. When it came time to settle the estate the sibs went batshit nuts with endless group-think assumptions, accusations, etc etc. Finally we chose to liquidate everything and go our separate ways. Jealousy, greed and resentments have pretty much changed the whole remaining family dynamic and most likely for good among us sibs. It’s not so much that people change in as much as it is that people’s true character finally comes out after others are gone. They make my skin crawl if we’re being honest. Sad story but not uncommon. Just because somebody is related by blood doesn't mean a whole lot. Everyone tolerates each other and once the parents are gone it all comes out. Happened to me too and I never expected it. Earmark1 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80073096 United States 11/25/2021 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama when I went to check them, by sticking a knife in to see if it came out clean, it came out with the entire muffin stuck to it, pulled it right out of the muffin tin, because they had gotten a bit dry, lol Quoting: Catseye still edible but I guess the oven is working better than I thought That's when you pour a little whisky on them and let them soak overnight in a zippy bag. |
Newandimproved
User ID: 81103188 Canada 11/25/2021 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama My mother in law just randomly wandered up to my neighbor yesterday who was talking to my husband for a minute out back out in our backyard and told him he was the problem with the world bc he votes democratic. Now mind you she has no was of knowing how this man votes. Lol. Quoting: Moonflwr0704 It’s going to be a very long weekend My in laws definitely speak their mind Maybe Do you even read, bro? "We must be clear that when it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry."--NIELS BOHR |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81141526 United States 11/25/2021 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama The past story that sticks out the most in my head and still makes me laugh, was the post about sleeping grandpa's ball hanging out until some one was brave enough to tuck them back in. Can anyone find that old thread and post? LOL I am old and can not remember a holiday gathering without a major blooper. I would not know where to begin. LOL |
Vapor Trails
User ID: 77333990 United States 11/25/2021 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Can’t post anything rn, too busy basting the wife’s turkey! I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
the deplorable ar-15 nut
User ID: 78054348 United States 11/25/2021 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Witch one of you buggers is this? [link to youtu.be (secure)] We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
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