Will you molson loving gravy and fry eating Canadians stamp out these whales for us. They are causing to much unnecessary evaporation of the ocean with their spouts. Oh wait did I just solve climate change. Strike up the band we need millions of whales to stop the sea level from rising.

Hypocrisy the fucking age of hypocrisy. Children cut off there genitals and tv and social media promotes sexual preferences only a small percentage accept. A percentage that’s all on the pogey. What is labeled green is in fact way worse for the environment. It’s just gift wrapped in berkenstocks and a soy based paper. And we already have tried and true hemp. You have to use cancer ridden carcinogenic soy.

But I donate… fucking source of dinner party chat. It takes out the elephant in the room of how fucked upntheir oh so perfect family life is. Like talking weather with the working class. It does nothing but destroy Dipshits. Fucking dipshits. Prove them wrong in a few words they stamp their feet and pound more wine that was stamped by some poor persons feet. Fucking twilight zone. Beautiful time.