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CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey

 
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CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey.

First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen.
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Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops.
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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COVID-19 in Turkey
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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jerkit:turkey:
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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while that might go on.

the spitting

the peeing

etc.

are people really horny enough that they jerk off on animal products?

i remember there were some guys caught in arizona at a taco bell..about 10 years ago, who were taking big dumps in the bean pot...that i totally believed, plus the beans were tested, and contained massive amounts of feces

that i believe..

but who really tugs on out at work?

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hmmm
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
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No matter what suggestion comes from a gov agency full or morons like the CDC; I will make sure to do the opposite of what they suggest. I have never needed a gov agency to be my daddy.
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
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They don’t want you to wash off the nano particles and graphene oxide.
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I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
I read this earlier, it raised a flag. I rubbed the turkey in butter tonight, going to rinse every thing off tomorrow
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Washing is pointless cause its gonna be sanitized by heat.
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They don't want you to wash off that smallpox they sprayed on there.
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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Fancy some turkey jurkey, do ya?
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
What was that parasite in the phisher vaccine, not really affected by heat? heat being 165 to 180 degrees?
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The CDC says to just eat your turkey raw, it's for the greater good.

A sports player, actor, and musician agree.
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Because might wash the Covid off And will not need clot shot
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
I know this is heresy but...

God thank Turkey Rolls!

There are also amazing ones ala wellington, pastry wrapped with stuffing and cranberry inside...

I just find doing an actual turkey to be WAY too much effort, and both of the above ideas are 10x easier, and in the case of the pastry wrapped...fricken awesome, and about $60 if you can afford it.

My BIL did deep fried one year...that was epic, AND didnt burn his house down. Fun, but specialized, and Niche...not for everyone. Now that I know how to do it properly, its the only way I would cook an actual turkey.
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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So that's what all that white Goop is and they tried to say it was just Turkey Fat...

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So do I wash it or not?
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What was that parasite in the phisher vaccine, not really affected by heat? heat being 165 to 180 degrees?
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All proteins coagulate with heat. Unless your talking about some other form of life. What sci fi stories you been reading?
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So do I wash it or not?
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The most I do is rinse out the cavity inside from some bloody liquid but there is literally no point in washing poultry.




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Hahahaha yeah rub hand sanitizer all over your turkey.
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I thought they wanted us to have a soy based thanksgiving.

To save money. To save the planet.
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"Imma wash the meat"



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