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CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey

 
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Wow, can’t allow people to be trusted to clean their kitchen during food prep.
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Big close able plastic bag it in a brine salty , flavor the brine. I have used a tin of apricot juice. and the flavors does get in and its juicy.

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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey.

First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen.
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Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops.
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This has been common kitchen knowledge FOREVER, but is good advice.
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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They have special turkey cookin bags that does just that. You only open it after the cookin is done and no raw turkey is ever touched.


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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
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The irony being that many people's drinking water is treated raw sewage.

Look up indirect potable reuse.
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey.

First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen.
[link to www.webmd.com (secure)]



Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops.
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Aha.

So that means they put the smallpox on the turkeys.
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Okay then, everyone knows what to do when the CDC

says we have to do something, right? Exactly!

Always do the opposite!!!
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
 Quoting: Darkside Cookies


Stuff your turkey with the CDC and bake for three hours.
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CDC got another experiment they're carrying out with Turkey?

CDC master Chief classes.

What is it with the Governments obsession with Turkeys this year?
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


HAhaha...

...and don't forget putting on a mask and taking it off can spread COVID all around. You know those sticky protein spicules that attack themselves like foxtails onto your mask or anything else made of cloth.
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Mask Turkey and self isolate from all humans.
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Everyone should wash their turkeys with the sprayer on full blast and then deep fry them in the living room next to the curtains. Make sure to use a Colman stove and a standard sizes pot filled to the brim with the oil heated to 400 degrees.

Don't worry your animals and children can play near it... Let your dog hump the pot for extra flavor.
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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When i worked for a shipping company did we was the boxes? chemicals dead animals vaccanes drugs all leaked on your packages
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smh.
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is it the same in history repeating itself i am DR smith its all good it doesnt have small pox
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is it the same in history repeating itself i am DR smith its all good it doesnt have small pox
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turkey pox.
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Just douse your turkey in Purell.
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Fuck it i'm eating it raw
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The CDC was never impressive, but they've hit bottom with this "dire" warning. Their level of stupidity is a much bigger concern. A warning label should accompany their ridiculous statements.

My rinsed turkey is brining right now.
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You can put in a salt brine and soak it overnight if you want.
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if you soak your turkey in brine it makes it tender and the salt kills the germs just was it off and pat it down before cooking Brine is salt water does the body good alot of wars was fault over salt
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They make this stuff called bleach, and most households have it. I bleach my sink after I wash my turkey or chicken. Amazing, I know.

F*** the CDC.
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Which means = wash that turkey well!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wash it but take proper precautions, after washing disinfect the sink and your hands and all surfaces
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001




Quit being sensible - the left doesn't like that.

and your closing statement - YES they have outlived their usefulness. They need to be disbanded.


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wash it but take proper precautions, after washing disinfect the sink and your hands and all surfaces
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and wear goggles over your eyes ... and a mask of course

germs and stuff can splash into your eyes or mouth so i would think its a good idea to wear eye goggles and a mask
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don't wash your ass

butt

too dangerous
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I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001



:fauciright:
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


A paper sack filled with three-day-old shit has more scientific value than the entire CDC staff.

They are all as worthless and dishonest as they are dangerous, and have more in common with Satan than they do with scientific stalwarts like Edward Jenner, Louis Pasteur, and Ronald Ross.





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