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CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey

 
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COVID-19 in Turkey
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Turkey causes COVID.
That's what kills the turkeys.
COVID.
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This shit is getting too retarded for me.
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This shit is getting too retarded for me.
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Yea right?

I think people who even have a fucking bird to eat and have to bitch about what the f uck to do with it should be THANKFUL



ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT HAVE FOOD LET ALONE BITCHING OF IT
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11/25/2021 04:25 AM
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


while that might go on.

the spitting

the peeing

etc.

are WHITE PEOPLE people really horny enough that they jerk off on animal products?


 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


Fixed.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GLP

AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING CDC


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Imagine believing the FDA or any of these 3 letter entities. Nothing they say is true. These motherfuckers want you to be scared and fearful of "germs".

You can't get sick from handling raw meat. I fucking eat raw beef and raw liver all the time. They serve raw chicken sashimi in Japan at restaurants.

Too many morons running wild, even in this forum. Brainwashed by the FDA. Retards.
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If you cook it long enough washing does nothing anyways but remove flavor so I agree with the idiot cdc for once
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Take it with a pinch of salt.

The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated.

What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking?

Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen

Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins tounge
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Grove Street (revived)

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11/25/2021 04:35 AM
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Cardi B is putting out a new song called

"Washed Out Turkey


it's WOT for short.


she'll be doing the double blind and grind out there in Foster Farms

the only thing Cardi is trafficking is Wet Ass Poultry


word

truestory
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Take it with a pinch of salt.

The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated.

What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking?

Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen

Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins tounge
 Quoting: Starburn


GODAMMIT FUCK IT

IM THROWIN IT OUT


THANKS PAL
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No matter what suggestion comes from a gov agency full or morons like the CDC; I will make sure to do the opposite of what they suggest. I have never needed a gov agency to be my daddy.
 Quoting: SmoothSailing


Absolutely ! I have noticed lately they've been pushing this don't wash your poultry before you cook it crap.
That tells me they must have put something onto the meat that they want to make sure you consume and rinsing/washing beforehand would defeat their purpose !
Why not just recommend bleaching/cleaning kitchen work area if germs are a concern...? Very suspect. Definitely ignore.




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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
rumours that the nation's turkeys have been injected with spike proteins, seriously. Source was a guy from a meatpacking plant in the Midwest, posted here at GLP last week.
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Take it with a pinch of salt.

The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated.

What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking?

Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen

Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins tounge
 Quoting: Starburn


GODAMMIT FUCK IT

IM THROWIN IT OUT


THANKS PAL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


cruise

Just jokin

im cooking that fucker


and eating it regardless

pope
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
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Reading this with your bender profile pic was so funny haha spot on
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Agree! Rinse your bird if you want, then clean your sink, which everyone would do anyway.

We are doing a brine this year.
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


while that might go on.

the spitting

the peeing

etc.

are WHITE PEOPLE people really horny enough that they jerk off on animal products?


 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


Fixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73951984


We aint animals asshole
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No matter what suggestion comes from a gov agency full or morons like the CDC; I will make sure to do the opposite of what they suggest. I have never needed a gov agency to be my daddy.
 Quoting: SmoothSailing


clappa

You typed exactly what went through my mind! LOL

I'm rinsing my freaking turkey
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I wash it before I kill it, but not after ... got ya.
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Ahhh Fuck - thats ghay on so many levels - including making a chicken ghay. Poor chicken doesn't have a choice.

Owners happy but, is the chicken?

Inquisitive minds want to know.


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 Quoting: Lilopin


How can you even cook it after you just gave it a bath?
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
rumours that the nation's turkeys have been injected with spike proteins, seriously. Source was a guy from a meatpacking plant in the Midwest, posted here at GLP last week.
 Quoting: Mama'sNightmare


thanks

that is a very serious accusation...

i will forward

agent
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Take it with a pinch of salt.

The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated.

What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking?

Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen

Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins tounge
 Quoting: Starburn


GODAMMIT FUCK IT

IM THROWIN IT OUT


THANKS PAL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


cruise

Just jokin

im cooking that fucker


and eating it regardless

pope
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


Get a nice UV flashlight and clean that kitchen later carefully, if washing.
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11/25/2021 04:56 AM
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
and the turkey sings

"dont you wash me baby! dont you wash me whoah!
dont you wash me baby.. don't you wash me whoah!

so i was working part time at a slaughterhouse
when i first saw you.

now its five minutes later and you've got chicken feet
I still love you..

dont you wash me baby ! ooooh dont you wash me now

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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Turkey is rinsed like it has been the last 35 Thanksgivings..
Clean kitchen before, clean kitchen after...
Raw bird is covered in the fridge awaiting oven tomorrow.
My 20 year old daughter is shaking her head over this advice from CDC
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Take it with a pinch of salt.

The CDC has lost all credibility imo and anything they recommend should be intensively investigated.

What would be the REAL reason behind the recommendation not to wash your turkey before cooking?

Most normal cooks would not go about spraying poultry juices all over their kitchen

Conspiracy theorists might be inclined to believe the birds may be covered in spike proteins tounge
 Quoting: Starburn


GODAMMIT FUCK IT

IM THROWIN IT OUT


THANKS PAL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


cruise

Just jokin

im cooking that fucker


and eating it regardless

pope
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


Get a nice UV flashlight and clean that kitchen later carefully, if washing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73813172

how about i just use my uv light on it now raw?
take it out of the fridge and unwrap my fresh butterball and report back the results?
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...


GODAMMIT FUCK IT

IM THROWIN IT OUT


THANKS PAL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


cruise

Just jokin

im cooking that fucker


and eating it regardless

pope
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208


Get a nice UV flashlight and clean that kitchen later carefully, if washing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73813172

how about i just use my uv light on it now raw?
take it out of the fridge and unwrap my fresh butterball and report back the results?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78041208

Even better

I can give you the sku tag and place it was bought and time and date and reciept
But that sounds like a field report

And im not in any field

Im going to sleep

Had enough of here haha

Goodnight
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11/25/2021 05:22 AM
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Rinsing a turkey in cold water. Isnt exactly going to wash off anything.
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11/25/2021 05:28 AM

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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Could always just do a turnkey ceviche style. :)

I always would laugh when someone would tell me that putting lime juice on fish "cooked it".

Last Edited by Justme C'est Moi on 11/25/2021 05:29 AM
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
I thought washing a Turkey ( with this advice ) were more for introducing water bourne bacteria and not contaminating surfaces but although Iv not much Turkey experience. Maybe you could wash with bottled water. Then transfer to a clean towel. Then refridgerate unwrapped ( with salt rub )
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
The CDC is a joke.

Why would anyone still listen to them?
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Just rinse it in the river Ganges.

No turkey for me.

Think if I make xmas food for my bro ( who expects xmas food ) but I also expect him to pay for xmas food at a resturant. Either way. It will maybe be. A prawn cocktail. Chicken, bacon and ho madde stuffing sandwiches and a desert.
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